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This is from my tblog…i cant find any in my xanga…damn…anyway…bits of my writings back in 2005…go figure if I’ve changed in any way or not.

05.19.05 (4:11 am) Dedication: To all Student sitting for their examinations at this moment...trying to study and maintain their online life...the daily rituals.


Disclaimer: The characters in this story are merely fictional. They are in no way directly connected with the author .Any similarities between the characters and the people around you all...are merely coincidental. And..NO...I dont have a thing against Ah bengs or Ah Sengs or Ah Soons...So deal with it.

And oh..this sadly...is written with a large portion in manglish..so bear with me here ok?

Theres a large portion in localised hokkien..if cannot decipher...inform me.


Ah Seng's Exam Adventures

Ah Seng: Wah Lauâ ¦.kho chek liaw ar! KNNâ ¦ ah boiy thak liaw kok ¦si liaw la .
Ah Soon: Aiyahâ Geh geh eh meng kuan sim after all last minute pass juz
liddat wan no worry.
Ah Seng: Beh tang cho ahn chua le? Choi hamang chaw? KNN ¦bo kinag eh chew a eh pi piâ how to pass? Not like u so damn heng tat pai choi tiok kiang e wa chau lu eh…kiok toik pass nia chaw sai ar?


Ah Soon: No fear. Sure can wan la.

****Fast Forward 2 days****

Ah Seng: Eh! Soon ar ¦lu cha meh got study? Aiya..wa cha meh pia kaw law ar,,. Shud be able to get HD ar!

Ah Soon: Hiaya…kiang lang kong uwa. Shut up la don make me feel gong ok?

Ah Seng: Eh, ai start liaw. come come.we go in.pia liaw la

***In the Exam Hall***

8.00am- 11.15 am
Q.A

(Now Proper English shall be used)

The students start filtering into the hall

Everyone is seated. Ah Seng is seated next to Ah Soon again.

The paper starts exactly at 8.15am (15 minutes reading time)

Ah Seng slept through the 15 minutes and only started to read his paper. His eyes bulge.

Suddenly the whole room is noisy

The papers laugh at him he table is starting to shake him the chair is trying to move away from the table his pencils are swearing at him for abusing them.

He scratches his head *takes a sip of water.

Slowly he answers his papers. He comes across the familiar ones¦

He smile puts his pen down to answer it then he loses it. He mutters last night only do these things le..why forget liaw die…

He tries to concentrate so hard that beads of sweat start appearing on his forehead. Some of it even trickles down his temples. He catches a whiff of his personal wet-dog smell. He knows he is in deep shit now and he forgot to put on his Rexona No Sweat Anti Perspirant/ Deodorant .

The smell is so strong he starts to hallucinate. The exam pad starts to talk to him.

Exam Pad: Ah Seng..Ah Seng last night tell you to sleep not study till forget. But you study till you didnt sleep. Tell you that sleep is good. Look at Soon. He’s so confident Looking good there, no fear.

Ah Seng: KNN la ¦you’re a piece of paper. know what? Im human I know more than you. NAH see *crumples Exam Pad and Question Sheet*

wahahahh

im stronger than you! What are you now? Hunh? Hunh?

Exam Pad: Who say Im weaker! You’re the weaker and stupid one! You just screwed youself. hahahahahhahaha h! Wahahahahhahah!

Ah Seng feel a tap on his shoulders He looks up

He screams. The Evil Exam Pad Master is glaring at him.

Ah Seng passes out. Ah Soon who was watching his friend’s hysterics. start to call the invigilators. Ah Soon request for a seat change. Ah Seng gets a wake up call

The whole Examination Hall is quiet again. AH seng looks at what was left of his examination Pad and his question papers. He Screams again and passes put.


***Fast forward to 12.30 the same day***

Ah Seng wakes up in the sick bay. Ah Pui is looking at him. Ah Pui laughs at him. Ah Khiang comes in.

She stares at him and says

Why you do this stupid thing? Haiya. The QA lec say she cannot gif u face laiwYou la! Cannot do don do. Tell you liaw. Don study so hard. last minute. study also can pass sui sui mar. Waffo wanna pia so many weeks before? You see me? I pia only 3 days before. confirm can get HD liaw. You pia one hour before the paper. confirm can marginal pass wad with donno how many si lang percent confidence level summore. Hiayaâ

Ah Seng tries to say something. But the Wet-dog smell catches him again and he goes unconscious.

Ah Khiang and Ah Pui and Ah Soon(who was outside the sick bay) soon catch the smell. In unison they say haiya no wonder la he go giladin use Rexona!

The moral of this story:
1) Must use Rexona Deodorant or some other anti perspirant before sitting for exams. best is rexona confirm cover any smell one.

2) Studying 3 days before an exam qualifies one to get a HD(High Distinction)

3) 2 Day of Studying give s one a Distinction

4) 1 Day confirm get a Credit

5) The exam day itself= Pass or marginal Pass

6) When the wet-dog smell (eh, some people got real bad ones that they cant control...so do not be mean...and in some cases they do smell of wet dog.) can be detected better request go toilet get toilet paper wipe wipe a bit then go back ¦sit for the paper confirm feel better

7) IF cannot go toilet to clean up be smart. Think of a beautiful place with hot chicks, and the fresh scent of the warm sea breeze. Then continue with the paper. Dont allow yourself to die from you own weapon.

8) IF the Wet dog smell is stronger than normal flap your arms you want the High Distinction right? Itll distract everyone else. And do remember to be smart again.

9) Always shutdown the bloody cell/mobile phone. You dont want some moron calling you in the midst of a panic session and tells you later when you call him/her back that they called the wrong number. (That for another story...but since were talking about exams might as well add this in)

10) Please remember that cheating is necessary to gain a pass grade If you re lucky sit next to those smarties.

11) Bribes are highly commended. Best currency and amount to use. ‚US$100, per paragraph written. Confirm you examiner will thank you and dont forget to clip together with the answer sheet the obligator thank you note and the money.

12) If the smarties don let you cheat off them you know what to do

13) If they still don let you cheat off them call the invigilators during the papers and claim that they are cheating off you. Muahahahha

14) Be smart day dream during the allocated reading time

15) If you know you're gonna die anyways...always use your secret weapon. IT WORKS WONDERS


***Good Luck During Your Exams***

PS: I have never used any of these methods, but I do not condone any of any of the suggested usage.

03.08.05 (4:22 am)

Premise 1: Good boys do not lie
Premise 2: Lie only when you think its good.
Premise 3: The truth is actually a manipulated lie to confuse the minds
Conclusion: Lying is still telling the truth. Boys who lie are good boys.

Nope there is nothing wrong with the statements made above . Nor is there anything to it. Its just a label pasted on my forehead. For, I am a liar. Not a bad liar, not a good liar, just a liar. Theres nothing significant about my lies, except that you would believe me for many years, even though you know that its a lie.

I am not the ordinary liar who does so in self defense or just to attract attention to myself. I do so because like Ive said, I am a liar. Nothing is impossible in the world of my lies. I can be your average Joe, sipping on a cup of Joe (now excuse the pun there) or I can be a world class deep sea diver who has a phobia of water (Hey! I think Im contradicting myself there am I? Umm..Yea DUH!). It is in lies that I can escape reality as it comes. A web of deceit is not that easy to spin. Even the best liar would admit that they would have a hard time unravelling themselves from the so called web theyve spun.

I shall digress for the moment. Lying is an art form. The best lies can be told by basically anyone, just as long as they are able to maintain a calm voice, not fidget with their face or hair, and maintain constant eye contact. Well that not all, a good lie must not be able to be uncovered easily. After all, who want to be uncovered as a liar? (YOU LIARS!) Now those things I've mentioned are not easy things to accomplish unless, of course youre a professional conman, or some commando who has undergone these kinds of training. And those lie detectors I dont trust it. Not only do humans lie, machines do it toi¦ (Wait isnt it animals? Ah! Forget that sentence) After all, we all would like to live a so-called perfect reality of own dont we?

Okay, now back to the original topic. I think therefore I am. Since I have already mentioned that I am a liar. I no longer think, but I know. After all there is a HUGE difference between knowing and thinking it. Am I not wrong now?

I for one do not believe that we have to consult the Zodiac to foretell our future, or how our day would be like. Seriously. Its really us lying to ourselves. We tell ourselves that oh, today Im going out and I'm going to find some love. Now, how romantic, but stupid can that get? Isnt everyday of our lives showered by love, be it from our family or friends? I mean, ok whats wrong with being loved by family and friends? Why the focus so much on romantic love? Tell me, isnt this a silly thing to do? Lie to ourselves everyday, and say, oh, Ill meet my Romeo, or oh, Juliet, today shall be the day you will fall into my arms from the sky. How often does love at first sight work out just fine?
Without sounding like the bitter and disgusted person that I am, all I can say is that, the horoscope is in a way, a great way to lie to ourselves to make ourselves feel pretty by the end of the day, or cause us to make a potentially good day turn bad.

I do not admit nor deny this. I lie. I cheat. I am potentially the most dishonest thing you have ever come across. But then this could all be a lie. I could be the exact opposite of everything that I have mentioned. I can be an honest person, with no intentions of cheating you. After all, as Ive mentioned earlier, lying is an art form. Its how you can project yourselves to the world that matters. No matter what it takes. Hey if telling white lies are fine, why isnt it fine to lie?


ps..i have absolutely no idea what kinda bull shit this is...but shit is good. Its fertilizer...good for plants...therefore good for your health.

Cream of Severed Relationships 01.27.05 (7:11 am)

ok...

Heres the recipe

1 year of friendship
6 months of courtship...blended together with 4 months if passionate love...
3 months of icy rocks
10 months of pure pleasure, fun and joy

Put in a pot and bring to boil.

Remove from heat and serve with a sprig of anger, hate, and tension

Add a sprinkle of optimism for the recovery of the relation ship if neccesary

The recipe above has not been tried and tested,but based on observations..it seems to be so..and to those in relationships..or about to break up...hey...love each other to the end...if you have to end it..dont be cruel...and to the broken up couples...dont turn your brak up into something that will destroy your friendship. Even if you're not togehter and even if it hurts like mad when your around each other..remember..you have a part of each other in your hearts...no one has a heart of stone..even ice can melt, what more a cold heart..given time and warmth..it will surely soften...

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I HAVE DONE IT!!!!

It has been done. its over. YES!!! Well..for now that is.

Graduating. Bachelor of Business (Accounting). I dont know if they are going to put in that Business law bit at the end. But seriously doesnt sound so cool...oh..the business law...apparntly is my minor...only told that I have a minor...toots...all this while was just one major...and no minor...then they tell me...oh...we changed our minds...too bad...but guess what, we'll ignore your "e" subs...great...and those "e" subs are the ones i fared better in compared to law...thanks alot.

Looks like its time to go job hunting....any of the Big 4 have any openings? I dont mind goin into advisory/business risk/financial wadever stuff. I am willing to work anywhere outside kuching too!!

Guess now its to take the professional papers...CPA or ACCA? no way im going to do management accounting...CIMA is out. lol.

Masters? another degree? unh...we'll see....

will do a massive post up bout santubong village/beach/rainforest...due to lack of pics, and me being number 1 lazy bum.

tata!

will be going into the archives of me old blogs to use as fillers.

the wet dog stories.

what will you say at the end of the day when it is all over?

just as the title says.

what will you do? will you stand tall..look at the others and laugh and say...oh yes. i have done it. time to pack up..move on further. or will you wallow in you success/failure and keep being the moody bitch that you are?

i say now, and i will keep saying this from now on. screw it. move on. think of it as a viagra pill. helps you stand up, and helps your heart too, but carries the risk of giving you the worst and most consistant boner at the most inapporpriate times. lol. so thats it.

screw it..im in a dilemma, well, no really until the results are out, but still, in a dilemma. go commerical...and do something different or stay and do audit..."gain experience"


so what will i say in the end? no regrets. fuck it. no regrets at all. after all...ive been jumping ship like a unh...no idea what jumps ships...but i know grasshoppers jump/hop from leaf blade to another. lol

filler post la...i still havent uploaded the bento stuffies and all...lol.

explicit content searches lead to wei-izm

wtf?

ok...hat feejit thingy on the side bar is scaring me. i've a person searching for chochang holding potter's cock. and links to my predictions on the next pothead book.
another is fingering and something..leading to my story of my thumb.

wtf?!

ok...im technically unemployeed. shit. oh no!!! im a statistic!!! argh!!!! nm..jhob hunt after results. meanwhile...i can go laze or start doing somehting productive.

damn neighbours..pllaying dono wad dun chak dun chak supa heavy bass music...until mid night. ok..past midnight. then they get about talking to each other in loud voices. argh!!!! tink i complained bout this shit before. so nm. hmmm

been trying out F.E.A.R and withcher. comp's doing fine. but i doubt the lcd will last long if i continue doin this. 3 months after i built up my mini entertainment monster...the bloody lcd dropped in price by 100!!! toots!!!!! thats technology for you. cheaper by the masses.

the se750 batt is goin nuts. ill need a new phone. ok. gah...stop whining. get a new phone already ! then review it bitch! lol. oh. sorry..that was me talking to me. ok..that was the lollipop boy talking to wei. im not mad...im just confused.


proper updates soon
1.food review
2.some random shit
3. other random shit.

bb

oh..anyone up for rainforest?

or wad bout trips elsewhere? lols. drop me a msg. i need travel partners.

number 100!!!! wooooo!!!!!

ok. what a way to celebrate number 100.
exams up next week. yea...i'm still online..chatting and reading blogs and doing other stuff.

reminder to self:
ibl 10/6
macro 11/6
ci 19/6

macro...n ibl...kinda ok liaw la...
i have studied only 3 lectures off ci( recordings..and i wasnt really paying much attention either)...and not touched the book yet...so guess im kinda fucked. nm...im sure i can do it. no regrets.

submit the damn graduation application form...and the money too...

will update after.

bb

or rumours and stupidity and a solution to this

apparantly theres some rumours flying about..i mean..being frowarded via sms...


first one goes by saying...if you recieve a call from a number in red (don give a damn what number..as long as red...or sumthing along that line) dont pick it up. some bunch of black magic students in indonesia are testing their powers..and if u pick it up..u will die frothting from your mouth..and some people got killed already.

ok..analysis of this rumour.
1. how the hell can a number appear red when u're being called?!

2. why would those alleged indonesian black magic students want to call you Malaysians to test their powers?! And they have much better ways to test their powers la hor. (anyway kudos to the person who thought this up...you've just aided the already intense tension fucktards. MCB la. I don wan get pancung by some bloody idiot wif a parang coz he damn tulan my country. don forget..they more people la hor! ccb)

3. if it really is an overseas number...why are you so fucking stupid to answer it? if it is your friend's you should already have their number saved. damn be hiaw cho lang wan...useless piece of shit trying to call yourself a friend.

4. y are the number of supposed dead people even? i dont understand. why such a round figure?

5. i dont think that device they used to wipe memoryies in MIB fucntions in real life...or theat the world's patents commision thingy has approved that sound wave based paralyzer thingy in the IRONMAN.

anyway..police are saying they gona whip the fucker who spread this sms rumour. coz the law says they can.

rumour 2.

apparantly only for friday nbight...16th.
it reads..metro tv sez to shut off all mobiles as some massive fatal to humans wave gona smack the fuck outta the mobile revcievers/transcievers at 11pm. and not to hold mobiles close to your stupid heads.

analysis
1. who the fuck is metro? the only metro tv i could google is some indonesian station. the otehr metro tat i can think of is some retarded gossipmag.

2. who the fuck told you that "fatal" waves will hit at 11? why so cun you think this is some kinda fucked up funky science project ar? You implying that some screwed up service provider is overloading their servers/transmitters that night? and its a global conspiracy?

i thought the "doctors" already warned against putting the damn mobile near ur gonads and head for too long. I think those people who die die believe it have already gotten radiowave damaged brains.

If you guys remember..there was another sms spread rumour bout some baby who came out cacat...spoke perfect english/chinese fortelling some horror..and by drinking green bean/mung bean soup you will avert this terror from befalling you and your family.

wanna know how to counter or wake those people up from their stupidity?

try this.
Cousin's friend sent her those smses. so i was bored and yea..just bored..so i replied..turn off all electrical things. coz if you dont the radiowave thingy will destrpoy all the electronics..and burn your houses down.

Apparantly...her fren fell for it...and next day (todayy) asked my fren who smsed it...im assuming her fren tiok kan by the parents for being stupid. lol.

ok...i have another message to spread if any stupid people decide to sms you stupid smses.

u can choose any of these "model counter-rumours"

1. omfg! u got that msg too? i heard that if u call that number...your penis/boobies will become bigger and you will have hot and heavy sex with a frog. you know the frog king in naruto? tha wan!!

2. hey. a group of leet haxors testing them powerz. if youz openz diz sms. u di3 in 3 hours call this number to reverse the curse (key in that idiot of a friend's number)


3. wtf? ccb. sms me another fucking rumour again and your penis will become shorter in three hours. (change according to gender)

4. i heard something also!!! if you sms (insert ur fren''s number), you will be given great luck and you will meet your future husband/wife

ok...if now its ur turn to think of other responses. i need to do stuff.
cyas.

oh..if u noticed..its always the chinese newspapers that carry these stories ferst.
hrmmm....

scream dammit scream!!!

ahhh....

few more weeks left in teh academic calender. Its now assignment and pai chek season. Screw it...I have not changed. Still doin last minute jobs..no point crying over spilt milk later.

I need to change..but saying just isnt enough. so I'll stop saying it and stop giving a damn. No...im not giving up..just yet. I just dont really give a fuck.

I find it difficult to not swear..have profanity..basically...my sentences are littered with profanity, i wonder if its actually makes up a substantial amount of my vocabulary. Or worse, if i cannot even piece a sentence together. lol.

I need to go read the dictionary again. I remember when i was back in Lodge, during the eagnlish session in the afternoon, forgetful me would not have a book to read, and would pretend to read the dictionary. Actually, what I was doing was to find new ways to say fuck shit and damn. and oh..i have this one dictionary which says gay is happy. and i was laughing as at that time,the dictionary was effectively old in terms of age and word context.

i want to find a job outside kuching. i dont know if its a good idea, but yea...it sounds like fun. No confirmations...


I have decided that I will continue blogging at random intervals up to the point i get so bored that i'll ignore it altogether.

cyas
-wei-

for the sake of updating

OK…2 updates.

1. the new mp3/mp4/pmp/dap
2. the new(okla..not exactly that new pc)

Creative Zen 4Gb

Ok..heres the review. By me la…

Considering I already have a MUVO TX FM, a 256mb one for that matter, a jump to a 4Gb which can “support” SD memory is not exactly a great leap. I tend to compromise my songs. Running 64kbps wmas. The problem with the comprison here is that im using 320 kbps…so the SQ will be diff la. So bear with me ok? And oh…I don’t consider myself an audiophile…im more of a ooo-its-shiny-lets-get-it kinda layman. Damn noob. Lol.

The features…short of that of it ipod nano. Would try not to be biased towards the nano…not that I actually have one. (hint hint…grad coming up…I don’t mind an ipod you know…)

Ok…for the pictures…im not a pro photographer…and I have shakey hands. You want pictures…go google it.

I proved you wif links…ill prolly post them pics later la….lol.

http://asia.cnet.com/reviews/musicplay/0,39050467,41102601p,00.htm

ok..first off…the diff between my almost 3 year old txfm. Theres no menu wheel. Changing volume is a pain…but if you have the smart volume thingy activated or use an in ear canal phones or headphones (noise isolating) not much of a prob. (don’t have to turn it on so loud also la…noise pollution wei…I hate it when people love to “share” their music.

The earphones that come with it are sufficient…if you listen in a already quiet environ…but I don’t think you will really enjoy it…kinda…lacks feel.

The unit itself a a beauty. Its shiny and glossy…bad for cho lo people like me, it scratches (almost too) easily…so you better go get a cover or buy the leather casing. If your’re too cheap to get the original…I think the Motorola v3 leather casing should fit. Havent tried...but agak agak nia.

User friendliness…unh…so so la…I prefer the TXFM. Simpler to use. Hahha. I hate having to click her eand there…I prefer the “wheel”.

So far only been listening to music on it. Haven’t tried it for moovieesss…im not too interested in trying…I hear it takes a long time to encode. Bleh. Sien la if lidat. Lol.

Will update more once I have really played around with it.

The new black monster

Come to think o it…its all black…hrmmm…I have some strange black fetish I guess…haih…

Spec sheet.

250 GB Maxtor sata HDD.

Gigabyte GeForce 8600GT 256 GDDR3

Gigabyte GA-P35-DS3L (wanted the ds3r…bt would make me budget off too much)

And a Samsung 19” widescreem lcd.

Games: slurpies

Work: fast…but feels kinda slow liaw…

Issues? Yes. Damn silentpipe isn’t so silent. Buzzes like mad when gaming. And I tink the mobo might be problematic.

Okla…that’s all la…crappy reviews. Lol

of nothingness

bored. cant concentrate. im told these are distractions created by myself.

fucking high. i need caffeine boost constantly...shit...wanna experiment with pills. dmamn..need people to bring in. the liquid form is weak. apparently...getting chest pains and headaches due to it.


i cant spell. sark mai kok. muahahah. bleh.

binge eating of late too. im not stressed yet. i tink its due to other issues. weird.

been bored enough to dl mirc and try chat too...apparantly...kinda stupid. but theres quite a bunch there too!. wow!

went pc fair. oprdered a creative zen 4gb. they said wait a week. fine..i went to ask...is it here yet? they tell me...owh..we no stock.. call you tomorrow. mcb..today its tomorrow's tomorrow. friday goin over to the shop to claim refund on me deposit. if i order online cheaper and i get the accessories too. ish

either that...or i get a new 2.1 speaker system...offset. i pay about 200 more on top of it la...nm...see how it goes.

im probably too nice already.

note to self..speak english and dont give fuck about manners. the only reason why i'll speak hokkien is so i dont bloody end up cussing on the phone. apparently i need to redo my phone etiquette.

addicted to white stripes of late...listen to conquest and rag and bone.

hehehe

mid sem break is no diff from normal days to me...haih...must work hard...gah...

we can only be heroes just for one day no?

not playing or even auditioning for the part of mad man . couldnt be bothered. im an ass.
cut me hair shorter so the faux mohawk woulld look nicer. was told i looked like i just got out of jail/ns. wtf!?

go get gregorian - masters of chant...damn relaxing. anyone with enya or enigma? i want the entire discography. original cd quality (320kbps) preferable.

my taste in songs and music is odd.

ok..back to trying to become a macro economist...

its the return of the coffeeshop economist!!!!

then time to figure the assignment. toots.

bb.

walalla

I think its week 5 eh.

omg...i still havent started exercising...i mean...tone down..and bleh. screw it...I'm a semi-fat going into extra fat. shit.

in other news...swinburne is deifnatly having somehting against me updating my blogger account and even accessing my gmal...dont tell me sooner or later they gona block it ey? i'm too lazy to use a proxy. so shut it.

apparantly, after trying for lets say 3x5 times, they dont let me into my blogger acount and gmail and even to comment in me lil chat box thing. ish. fark la.

maybe they just isolated this to me.

bleh. or maybe its only in the library that this occurs. whatever la. malas to bother.


kla..back to reading CI and trying to juggle study and chatting. teeheehee..


-wei-

taking a piss on march 8th

ahoy you all!!!


It's week 2 of uni!!! yay!!!! so sexy time man!!!! happiness.

I am not voting, for the sake of my own sanity. MUAHAHHA! couldnt be bothered.

I'm hungry. OI!!! you people at the ceramahs...stop telling me you want to eridicate this and that, make people happy and so on...I want my damn food. The bloody kolo mee lady is too engrossed in listening to you that I will promise you, if i am goin to vote, yuour sodding party will not get my lousy vote.

Been contemplating goin up to the podiums and giving my own speech...and i'll prolly make it seem like i'm supporting the guy talking there, but then when i'm done kacauing. i'll ask..oh..wait..whcih party are you in again? muahahah!!!

apparantly the obvious is beign stated over and over again.

so you know...the only way to make sure development occurs is to select the one who has control over the money in the first place. Haih...and they say...u see...the opposition can only talk but give u cock. They promise heaven and earth, but can they do it? NO. cause they have no funding. So...its up to you to decide la...


For all we know...there might be some terrorist acts going on, and during that time, a sudden nationwide blackout occurs. or...suddenly you see the civil defense people running up and about, saying evacuate the city, you ahve 2 hours...then blah blah blah.

Weee!!! I really wonder what happens if there is a sudden invasion by unknown creatures that have really thick hides and are tall and big. Oh...the big foot of Johor might even appear!!! Why? So he can place his votes!

ok...But my opinion...I gotta censor, since the government thinks that censorship is good fort the sake of the people la.

ok...you see ar...if the opposition wins like 80 percent of the seats they are contesting in, they still are a small party. then what if la...you get those diam diam peoplein the government parties to speak up? and then they suddenly decide that thye've had enouhg. and whack the gahmen till it has a massive nose bleed? Hrmmm... Just a thought. Afterall, everyone according to PAT is selfish and actis in his'her own interest. So based on that theory, all i can say is that if you want to preserve your interest people....join in the election fun!!! be candidates of your own!!!!!! independants!!! yay!!! imaing the entire nation voting for themselves...man...thats really gonna fuck things up.

hahaha

k la...my brain a bit fried. now all you bitches who disagree can go eat your rm 4 kolo mee and then gloat about how cheap our kolo mee is compared to aussie kolo mee or kl kolo mee for that matter. Who ever agrees with me...join in the silent movement. =)

bitchy girl vs wei

the wei goes...du wa dee dee de de dum de de du.

ok...setting... uni lobby. with friends. down the stairs comes a group of girls...chattering loudly with some mock accent, somewhat reminds me of a girl i once knew back in high school.

wei: hmm..that chick there looks good!!!

friend: wouldnt want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. she';s got the b-i-t-c-h-n-e-s-s- disease yo.

wei: no problem. watch this.

wei: "says loudly* wtf? u mean she's from a private school...shit man...u mean like LODGE? thats like awesome!!! you know her mate?

girl looks over...gives a killer stare.

wei: oh man... she's killing me with her slitty eyes!!! *breaks out in laughter.*

girl: wad were you saying about me?

wei: *looks at her* was i even talking about you there missy?

girl: yes you were. whats this about slitty eyes?

wei: so you have slitty eyes? *mocks a shocked expression*

girl: i'll have you know that i'm from a very rich family and i have a very rich boyfriend who has loadsa connections and will beat you up for saying that.

wei: owh really now. if you're so filthy rich, why are you not dressed to kill? you're wearing such shabby non designer clothes, and also, why are you still in kch and not some foreign country where rich people like you should be studying in? hrmmm....here....have a 10 ringgit bill...go get yourself a mirror.

girl: why you...

wei: look here missy, I dont suppose your parents taught you any manners, evesdropping at people's convesation, staring at people, and also threatening people. I dont want to put it this way, but I seriously think you're not rich, but fucking sad. oopps...i didnt say that out loud did I
Now, please go back to your group of equal minded little minions and dont bother me again. and I'm not giving you my number. You just dont have powerful eyes.

girl: walks away.

wei...damn im bored.

friend: wtf? you nuts ar? tok to her lidat? make her cry nia.

wei: she needs disclipline, summore she's not a Lodgian. so screw her...parents prolly to stingy to put her in a proper english background.


ok. thats what i would do IF i joined the drama club at swinburne. sadly.... its the final sem, and kinda pointless to.

elections are around the corner. as usual, we see very typical fights. sien. no fun. we should really have mass rallies and all. then we should impose a no holds barred rule.

oh..the government said: the opposition should not be allowed to make govenment, or else they will make a disaster.

apprantly they forgot that the government does include the opposition, so lets have the opposition win and prove that they can run it. after all, if the government isnt good enough. or doing as per mandate, the people deserve a change of govern,ent. overthrow them. maybe we need a dictator to rouse the people. hmmm.

-wei-

*burp*

WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things to do before starting uni.
1.go out with friends.
2. get wasted.
3.hit on some random chick
4.have converstaions which you will eventually regret the next morning.
5.pick up new bad habits; ie-smoking, doing drugs
6. drive under the influence
7. have about 3 -4 hours of sleep...especially after getting drunk/wasted the night before.
8. go brekkie at some random foodstall.
9. sing out loud in some forsaken place.
10. actually trying to update a blog when you should be sleeping.


bleh

ooooolllallalaalalla

excuse the title. im bored.

apparently there's cheap flights via airasia to around south east asia...

im in the mood for thailand and singapore.

hmmm...but I'm thinking if me be working then, its peak period and i doubt its a good idea. hrmmm. but if i wanna go then..its for the night life/scene and the beach...and I am not in hot body mode. dammit...I NEED A GYM PARTNER!!!!!

volunteers? male or female, anywhere between the ages of 18-25. must also be food lover, and must be interested in gym-ing and exercising.

*being hopeful*

im told to take a semi nude...photo of myself...wif a newspaper...den use it as a marker...tink i mentioned this a while back...last year. shit. i feel useless.

nm...this yer...my resolution is to do wad i say, and to be determined. hmmm.

okla...
enuf tokking...must start acting...

bb
-wei-

kenak tagged.

nth...bertapa baiknya hor u...tag me...nm...since im kinbd today. i shall doit...coz im getting bored too.


1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
>dreaming of myself dreaming

2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
> crap..gotta go uni get stuff...oh..nm my b aby is officially born!!!!

3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
> unh...which one you talking about here?

4. What did you do last night?
> watch movie...coz the comp cant support new games....boohoohoo

5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
> play. catch up on sleep.

6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
> if i am ar...sounds like great fun!

7. What song are you listening to?
>scream (i tink its a kinky song...heaving breathing...sounds like moaning...*wink wink*


8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
> yea...got. kinda pointless and too late then.

9. How's your heart lately?
> fine, thank you.

10. What were you doing at 7 a.m?
> dreamt of a trip to jong's crocodile resort and watched my friend get bitten...ish...damn wierd dreams of late.

11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m?
> walked around town like a idiot. oh...its damn hot outside.

12. What was the reason you last cried?
> when i remember, i will tell you.

13. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
> damn crap ass clover field....or was it rambo...

14. Have you ever driven without license?
> prior to having license? or u mean left it at home?

15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
> yea. fun too!

16. How many red lights have you ran?
> accidentally...many times...intentionally...unh...never?

17.Have you ever cried while in the shower?
> wt....cry in shower? unh. wtf?

18. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
> dono. don care. will kill them if i find out. i like blood.

19. When was the last time you were given roses?
> wtf?!

20. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
> some new pc games...money, food, new toys

21. Where did your last hug take place?
> forgot.

22. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
> wahahhahaha!!! owh hell yea...i even get new names...like wtf man...

23. Do you drink tea?
>tea? when we gona go have some?

24. When was the last time you saw a cop?
> no sodding idea. prolly ages ago.

25. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
>wet it? sounds damn wrong...

26. Does someone like you?
> you tell me.

27. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
>be superman

28. Tag 5 people.
1.boinks
2. jj
3. alex
4. edwin
5. whoever wants to.

hmmm. tralalala

bored. playing facebook. goin thru me zooks thingamajig. saw some interesting profiles.
apparantly, im very confused.

i keep forgeting im already above 21. crap.

was tinking...gee..that chick looks pretty, but she's 22 or 23...hmmm...cannot...oh wait. i am 22! ish...

i need a wake up call. oh man. nyways, i pass for an even older person...hmmm..my face so damn many wrinkles meh? nm...mebe coz i seem to be balding...wait...been told girls like bald guys. time for me to go membotakkan me hair.


went stary buckky recently. noon time. asked for an espresso. hmmm..the guy taking order looked at me and asked, are you sure? takes an espresso cup and shows me...says its this small! maybe you wanna consider something else? maybe a lattee or mocha?

ok...

wei thinks and ponders a long hard minute. damn....that minute of pondering if i want to pay 5 for a minuscle cup of espresso or to have a daily brew (which trust me...you dont want) or some other drink, i decided. an espresso will do...after all i can figure how well you make the coffee that way. pure shots. (oh i hate lattes...coz its a waste of money. the only latte ill have is bing's caramel machiato latte...but not that good as before... ok back to story.) the guys looks defeated, and says, ok, so its a espresso machiatto(cant bloody spell it right either) for you right? me says yes boy-o!

drinks coffee..come to the conclusion. its flat. flat as the flattest pane of glass on some flat piece of ground. somewhat i think my expectations were too high. SCREW YOU EXPECTATIONS!!!

heehehe


ok..since I'm bored, and too free, heres more updates.

apparanlty the slow cooker makes for good soups. and meat cooked in slow cooker for soups come out...dry and hard. maybe i should try tough cuts of beef next time...should be more interesting ey?

k la..cabuts
bb

86!!!

lets see..updates.


went cny visiting. no photos.,...i know..whats the point of having a cam fon if i don use it. bleh. the cam sucks balls and so does my photography skillz. so shut it.

waht else. went back lodge. visited. all like airconditioned. didnt get to meet the MAN. hahaha

getting a new system soon. yayness!!! mmm..gaming time!!! muahahhaha!! mebe i shud start then. provided im hardworking enuf la.

the guys are back..but leaving soon. some how, i learnt something new. not everythign is what it seems. the most decent and those ui thought worthy are at times the ones who will not back you up. and those who have been by your side throught thick and thin may not nessecarily help you.

on another note. kuching has very lihai drivers. witnessed an accident on first day cny. some idiot vios knocked 2 old ppl off their mo-bike. annen the guy drove quite far off den baru stop. asswipe. but as usual, asswipes will not get prosecuted. bleh.

its gona the be international pretentious lovers paktho day aka...valentines day. yes. i know i sound bitter. its another year being single. last year was being a long distance. single seems damn good now.

playing blow me away by breaking benjamin on the cowon jet audio player thing, and its showing me some bunch of numbers for some odd reason. damn odd.

hmmm...owh...if u ever decide to walk into a lamp post or a sign post, or a street sign, remember this...the round ones dont hurt so much... and the square ones have rounded sides. if you wanna make sure that you reli can get hurt...walk into a lamp psost that has a street sign, preferably the triangle or the hexagonal shaped one. go figure as to why im saying this. bleh. my head still hurts...but not at the place it got hit.

HAPPY CNY

ITS THE RAT YEAR

I shall be your fengshui master for today. this is waht i have to say...those born in rat year and ox year... YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Coz..ox and rat...best secret buddy/ally. hahahah.

those in tiger...i dono wor...coz i din really bother to check your thingy.

What else...unh...nm..too lazy to think...updates after cny...gona do a massive hit. muahahha


ta peeps!


HAPPY CHINESE (LUNAR) NEW YEAR TO U ALL!!!

im doing another entry for the fun of it

apparantly, im very friendly when under the influence. hmmm

also, im told, i talk alot of cock. but i thought that is when im sober. apparantly, apparantly is now my new favourite word.

oh. im a sad/happy drunk. depends on the drink. beer=sad. hard liquor =happy. Oh. my violentness is very subdued. i think its coz unh, im very docile and i love people.

i think i should stop drinking once the guys leave. its not safe. hahahahaha

oh. i find pretty girls with tattoos...hot. especially if its kinda like a tribalish design..or maybe somehting that would be very significant to them. im told im weird. hmmm...coz i find pretty girls who smoke as unsexy.'


i cant bloody spell weird with out the stupid thing correcting me.

oh yea. if i met you, and i cant remember your name, i apologize. its either coz i am slightly impaired at that moment or, you have a very asian name. for example. siaw wei or shin chan or fukume hardo. then again, if your name if fukume hardo, i dont think its so hard to remember is it? yea.


hahah


i need a new name. i tink im called doug or something. hmmm..ummm...i remember going as chucky, wei, quacks, or hwei, but hmmm....ang mo names, i dont think i have much aliases. oh yea..terence. why? coz i seem to mispronounce my own name. coz i cant speak proper english.

i meant to say manglish.


oh and another thing.

its an hour since my prev post.


i feel so active.

4 hours of sleep is good for health

went soho. drank. met people.went bing. met people. went back soho. drink. went petarnak.
petarnak was around 1.30 liaw. then they insisted to go to damai. so off to damai.

3. am. waited...at damai beach...cbl there. bright idea. go to pasir pandak. so off we go. reach there, cbl for dono how long...came out of car...go to the beach...wah.....so long ar....but i din bother. soft sand. hiin hiin feeling. not too good. tried a ciggie again. note to self: do not ever try dunhill reds. pure toxic. any how. don try smoking oso.

took dumb photos. dono if the hong has uploaded.

4.30 am. drive back down to kch.

5.am reach home


8 am. kinda awake.

9.45 updating this blog coz i felt like it.

bleh

-wei-

ps: i am bored.