Random drink orders at kopitiams

at a coffeeshop

ok...two incidents that have happened. Ke-blur-an in action: Its either me or the person taking my order...

1.
waitress:minum apa?
wei: ice lemon tea biasa.
waitress: apa?!?!?
wei: ice lemon tea la...tak mahu its 3 layer spesial punya.
waitress: teh c peng ka?
wei: ice lemon tea la!
waitress: oh...

*walks away*

i only realised the minstake after she left. was too engrossed looking at the 3 layer teh c peng banner.


2.

waitress: minum apa?
wei: hot lemon tea
waitress: hunh? apa?
wei: teh limau panas *start looking at what the waitress is writing* *reads the words air limau*
wei: teh limau panas...*to reconfirm*
waitress: ok

wei: *mentions that the order written on the paper is wrong, hopes the waitress didnt misintepret*

*waiting fro drinks to arrive*

waitress: *puts drinks on table*
wei: wtf?*not tat loudly la* apa ini?
waitress: air limau panas
wei: -_-||| *thinks to self...knn..lucky today i sore throat or else I'm so gonna verbally abuse you*
wei: tadi saya panggil the limau panas...clears throat...ahhh...tak apa la!
waitress: *no comment*


bleh. lesson of the day: when ordering drinks in kopitiams, use malay, and if you want hot lemon tea, say teh lemon panas!

Teddy Geiger - For you I will (Confidence)

to someone.
dont ask why...i barely know you. shit...im damn distracted. if only i could say all this


Artist: Teddy Geiger
Title: For You I Will (Confidence)

I'm wandering the streets in a world underneath it all
Nothing seems to be
Nothing tastes as sweet as what I can't have
Like you and the way that you're twisting your hair round your finger
Tonight I'm not afraid to tell you
What I feel about you

I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
AND CANNONBALL INTO THE WATER
I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
FOR YOU I WILL FOR YOU I WILL

Forgive me if I st-stutter
From all the clutter in my head
Cause I could fall asleep in those eyes
Like a water bed
Do I seem familiar
I crossed you in hallways a thousand times
No more camouflage
I want to be exposed
And not be afraid to fall

I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
AND CANNONBALL INTO THE WATER


I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
FOR YOU I WILL
ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE
BUT I GOT TO TRY
I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
FOR YOU I WILL, FOR YOU I WILL, FOR YOU I WILL

If I could dim the lights in the mall
And create a mood, I would
And shout out your name so it echoes in every room
I would

That's what I'd do
That's what I'd do
To get through to you

I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
AND CANNONBALL INTO THE WATER
I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
FOR YOU I WILL
ALWAYS WANT WHAT YOU CAN'T HAVE
BUT I GOT TO TRY
I'M GONNA MUSTER EVERY OUNCE OF CONFIDENCE I HAVE
FOR YOU I WILL, FOR YOU I WILL, FOR YOU I WILL



hias...damn it, why does everything have to be so damn hard?!?!?!?!


Why cant i say it? why do i have to not noe you well enough? why do you have to be so close to being the perfect one ? why?

I am

i am wei
i am wei ping
i am wp
i am clarence
i am cla
i am cla-r
i am klerns
i am hwui
i am ah hwi
i am oh so many people but the same.

i feel so blur. so cold.

no longer shall i try to feel the warmth of her hand.
no longer shall i seek to find the face of an angel
no longer shall i have to try so hard to find another
no longer shall i make myself look like different
no longer shall i scream out loud just to make myself heard
no longer shall i need to try so hard to make thigns work

for when it all ends...its the effort i put in it. even if all fails, its the enregy the heart the experience from it. its not so bad when you think of it.



all i can say is that nothing is always the way it seems

i may have met you today. found what i was looking for and yet not wanting to admit it.

i have not been able to scr3eam and shout all my thoughts...all my emotions...all the conflict within.

i do not see the point of it all..
its not that i havent tried or that i dont want to try.

i just havent decided on both. in fact i dont even want to think of it...

i dont want it to be a permanant thing. i cannot see myself commited into doing all that. yes i am afraid of commitment. I AM AFRAID. see...i said it. theres nothing left to fear.

maybe im not a risk taker by nature. but i want to take this risk so bad. ive take a few before. hell..i even paid for it.

Of Wei and Scams...

Woo hoo!!!!!!!! Im gettign scammed...umm..actually...i mean they trying to scam me of my money. Wahahahha! check this out.

letter number 1

From: "Dr. Best Kone" Add to Address Book
Subject: Urgent Please.
Date: Fri, 24 Feb 2006 14:24:48 +0000

Dear ,

Greeting to you,
I am Dr. Best Kone from the northern part of burkina faso.I want to
seek
your assistance after my discovery during auditing in my bank as am the
manager of Bill and Exchange at the Foriegn Remittance Department of
BANK OF
AFRICA,(B.O.A.) In my department we discovered an abandoned sum of
USD$10.8million US dollars in an account that belongs to one of our
foreign
customers who died along with his entire family in plane Crash since
2000,

Since his death, we have been expecting his next of Kin to come over
and
claim his money because we can not release it unless somebody applies
for it
as next of Kin or relation to the deceased as indicated in our banking
and
financial policies but unfortunately all the efforts proved abortive.

IT is therefore upon this discovery that I decided as the head of my
department to make this business proposal to you and release the money
to
you as the next of kin or relation to the deceased for safety and
subsequent
disbursement since nobody is coming for it and we don't want this money
to
go into the Bank treasury as unclaimed bills.

Do not view this as been illegal but an opportunity for us to help
enrich
our hope in life instead of the bank converting this much money to the
security funds.You should not nurse any atom of fear as all required
arrangements have been made for the smooth transfer of this funds and
your
acceptance is what will crown this effort.

We will conclude this operation within 14 banking days based on the
amount
of coperation you will contribute.

Thank you for your understanding as await your urgent response to
enable me
give you more details.


Remain blessed,
Dr. Best Kone.


letter number 2
From: "ibrahim hamza" Add to Address Book
Subject: REPLY IMMIDIATELY PLEASE.
Date: Thu, 09 Mar 2006 12:59:20 +0000

Confidential proposal from,
Mr. .HRAHIM HAZAM

The Chief Auditor Incharge,
African Developmant Bank{ADB}.
Ouagadougou Burkina Faso.
West Africa.

Dear Partner,

I presumed that all is well with you and your family.Please let this do not be a surprise proposal to you because i got your contact information from the international directory in few weeks ago before i decided to contact on this magnitude and lucrative transaction for our future survival in
life.Moreover, i have laid all the solemn trust in you before i decided to disclose this successful & confidential transaction to you.

I am Mr.HRAHIM HAZAM, THE CHIEF AUDITOR INCHARGE OF FOREIGN REMITTANCE UNIT of our bank and i have had the intent o contact you over this financial transaction worth the sum of NINTEEN MILLION, THREE HUNDRED THOUSAND UNITED STATES DOLLARS ($19,300,000.00 ) for our success.This is an abandoned sum that belongs to one of our bank foreign customers who died along with his entire family through plane crash disaster since few years ago.

Meanwhile i was very fortune to came across the deceased file when i was arranging the
old and abandoned customers files in other to sign and submit to the entire bank management for an official re-documentation and audit of the year against 2007.

Be informed clearly that it was stated in our banking rules and regulations which was signed lawfully that if such fund remains unclaimed till the period of 5 years started from the date when the beneficiary died, the money will be transferred into the treasury as an unclaimed fund.As an
honour and advantage bestowed to our foreign customers based on the rules guildeing our bank, it was stated obviously that if you are not a Burkina Faso citizen, you have the absolute authority to claim the fund hence you are a foreigner despite your differences from the county of origin of the deceased.

So the request of you as a foreigner is necessary to apply for the claim and transfer of the fund smoothly into your reliable bank account as the NEXT OF KIN OR EXTENDED RELATIVE to the deceased.On the transfer of this fund into your account, { 39% } being ( US$7,527,000.00) will be your share in respect of the account provision and your assistance rendered during the transfer of the fund into your bank account,{ 52% } being (US$10,036,000.00) will be my share being the codinator of the transaction while the rest { 9% } being (US$1,737,000.00) will be shared to the respectable Organisations Centers such as Charity Organisation, Motherless Babies homes, and helpless disabled people in the World.

If you are really sure of your trustworthy, accountability and confidentiality on his transaction,
contact me and agree that you will not change your mind to cheat or disappoint me when the fund have getting into your account.Besides you should not entertain any fear because i am sure of the success as an insider in the bank ok.

Please reply with the assurance, include your private telephone and fax numbers necessary for facilitate an easy communication in this transaction.As soon as you reply , call me through my private telephone number on (0022676578561) so that i will let you know the next step to follow in order to finalize this transaction immediately.

I expect your urgent communication.
Yours sincerely,

Mr. HRAHIM HAZAM

hahaha damn funny la!

Notice the similarity?!?!?!?!

same style...some rich foreigner dies in a plane crash (im not saying that is the funny part tho) and he leaves behind a massive amount of cash.... and tehy proposing to me to get this money. Muahahhaha! yea...even if i had 15 percent of teh dead guy's money...its not possible for me to get it also wad...ill prolly die poor in the end...all the life savings gone...

ok...now...if you decide to even pull this kinda scams off, please use spellcheck...im sure that your verison of microsoft word has one...


muahahah! tokking bout proposals...im so screwed...i cant write one...knn...damn hiin now la...dont understand how to go along.


ah well...hahaha

rest time before going to school to collect stuff then to hardcore my accs.

Im going ot talk about snakes. And fruits.

This here is the story of of the great wei lost his kung fu powers and was forced to live as an average normal human bean. Yes thats wad we kung fu/martial arts masters in our field call non kungfu.martial arts practicing people.



So...one day, i was walking down the street saying....doowadi di di dum di di du...and an anaconda appeared. He looked at me menacingly and i stared into his cold eyes. Then While staring into his eyes, i thought i caught a reflection of some really hot chick...in a bikini...

The anaconda suddenly backed off and slithered away with its tail between its legs...if it had any....

Then i continueed walking down the street...some ninjas were standing staring at me. I thought they wanted to pick a fight with me. So i pulled out my super kung fu hero move i call the standing snake. They all froze in their steps. They bowed down before me and asked to be forgiven and to become my pupils. I said no...they came to me and whispered into my ear...something....then i told them...i dont do ninjas....

so the ninjas left....then i saw horse and a elephant. I was then thinking bout the scene in Freddy Got Fingered. Wahahahah! Damn funny. The two animals stared at me and said...Why you laughing boy?!?!?!

I was a bit scared. Then I realised. I have the power. I then showed my Standing Snake Stance. The horse brokedown in tears and the elephant passed out.

Then a man who was watching all this approached me, I passed out. He had the Durian Power and Jackfruits !!!!!

When I woke up, I had lost all my Kug Fu powers. The Durian Jackfruit man stole it!!!!

I asked my people, they told me the dark truth. The Durian Jackfruit man is the Dark Kungfu Master. He has the power of durian smell and the great Jackfruit.

Owh well...tats my story.