the wei goes...du wa dee dee de de dum de de du.
ok...setting... uni lobby. with friends. down the stairs comes a group of girls...chattering loudly with some mock accent, somewhat reminds me of a girl i once knew back in high school.
wei: hmm..that chick there looks good!!!
friend: wouldnt want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. she';s got the b-i-t-c-h-n-e-s-s- disease yo.
wei: no problem. watch this.
wei: "says loudly* wtf? u mean she's from a private school...shit man...u mean like LODGE? thats like awesome!!! you know her mate?
girl looks over...gives a killer stare.
wei: oh man... she's killing me with her slitty eyes!!! *breaks out in laughter.*
girl: wad were you saying about me?
wei: *looks at her* was i even talking about you there missy?
girl: yes you were. whats this about slitty eyes?
wei: so you have slitty eyes? *mocks a shocked expression*
girl: i'll have you know that i'm from a very rich family and i have a very rich boyfriend who has loadsa connections and will beat you up for saying that.
wei: owh really now. if you're so filthy rich, why are you not dressed to kill? you're wearing such shabby non designer clothes, and also, why are you still in kch and not some foreign country where rich people like you should be studying in? hrmmm....here....have a 10 ringgit bill...go get yourself a mirror.
girl: why you...
wei: look here missy, I dont suppose your parents taught you any manners, evesdropping at people's convesation, staring at people, and also threatening people. I dont want to put it this way, but I seriously think you're not rich, but fucking sad. oopps...i didnt say that out loud did I
Now, please go back to your group of equal minded little minions and dont bother me again. and I'm not giving you my number. You just dont have powerful eyes.
girl: walks away.
wei...damn im bored.
friend: wtf? you nuts ar? tok to her lidat? make her cry nia.
wei: she needs disclipline, summore she's not a Lodgian. so screw her...parents prolly to stingy to put her in a proper english background.
ok. thats what i would do IF i joined the drama club at swinburne. sadly.... its the final sem, and kinda pointless to.
elections are around the corner. as usual, we see very typical fights. sien. no fun. we should really have mass rallies and all. then we should impose a no holds barred rule.
oh..the government said: the opposition should not be allowed to make govenment, or else they will make a disaster.
apprantly they forgot that the government does include the opposition, so lets have the opposition win and prove that they can run it. after all, if the government isnt good enough. or doing as per mandate, the people deserve a change of govern,ent. overthrow them. maybe we need a dictator to rouse the people. hmmm.
-wei-
Friday, February 29, 2008
Saturday, February 23, 2008
*burp*
WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
things to do before starting uni.
1.go out with friends.
2. get wasted.
3.hit on some random chick
4.have converstaions which you will eventually regret the next morning.
5.pick up new bad habits; ie-smoking, doing drugs
6. drive under the influence
7. have about 3 -4 hours of sleep...especially after getting drunk/wasted the night before.
8. go brekkie at some random foodstall.
9. sing out loud in some forsaken place.
10. actually trying to update a blog when you should be sleeping.
bleh
things to do before starting uni.
1.go out with friends.
2. get wasted.
3.hit on some random chick
4.have converstaions which you will eventually regret the next morning.
5.pick up new bad habits; ie-smoking, doing drugs
6. drive under the influence
7. have about 3 -4 hours of sleep...especially after getting drunk/wasted the night before.
8. go brekkie at some random foodstall.
9. sing out loud in some forsaken place.
10. actually trying to update a blog when you should be sleeping.
bleh
Tuesday, February 19, 2008
ooooolllallalaalalla
excuse the title. im bored.
apparently there's cheap flights via airasia to around south east asia...
im in the mood for thailand and singapore.
hmmm...but I'm thinking if me be working then, its peak period and i doubt its a good idea. hrmmm. but if i wanna go then..its for the night life/scene and the beach...and I am not in hot body mode. dammit...I NEED A GYM PARTNER!!!!!
volunteers? male or female, anywhere between the ages of 18-25. must also be food lover, and must be interested in gym-ing and exercising.
*being hopeful*
im told to take a semi nude...photo of myself...wif a newspaper...den use it as a marker...tink i mentioned this a while back...last year. shit. i feel useless.
nm...this yer...my resolution is to do wad i say, and to be determined. hmmm.
okla...
enuf tokking...must start acting...
bb
-wei-
apparently there's cheap flights via airasia to around south east asia...
im in the mood for thailand and singapore.
hmmm...but I'm thinking if me be working then, its peak period and i doubt its a good idea. hrmmm. but if i wanna go then..its for the night life/scene and the beach...and I am not in hot body mode. dammit...I NEED A GYM PARTNER!!!!!
volunteers? male or female, anywhere between the ages of 18-25. must also be food lover, and must be interested in gym-ing and exercising.
*being hopeful*
im told to take a semi nude...photo of myself...wif a newspaper...den use it as a marker...tink i mentioned this a while back...last year. shit. i feel useless.
nm...this yer...my resolution is to do wad i say, and to be determined. hmmm.
okla...
enuf tokking...must start acting...
bb
-wei-
Monday, February 18, 2008
kenak tagged.
nth...bertapa baiknya hor u...tag me...nm...since im kinbd today. i shall doit...coz im getting bored too.
1. Where were you at3:02 AM this morning?
>dreaming of myself dreaming
2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
> crap..gotta go uni get stuff...oh..nm my b aby is officially born!!!!
3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
> unh...which one you talking about here?
4. What did you do last night?
> watch movie...coz the comp cant support new games....boohoohoo
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
> play. catch up on sleep.
6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
> if i am ar...sounds like great fun!
7. What song are you listening to?
>scream (i tink its a kinky song...heaving breathing...sounds like moaning...*wink wink*
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
> yea...got. kinda pointless and too late then.
9. How's your heart lately?
> fine, thank you.
10. What were you doing at7 a.m ?
> dreamt of a trip to jong's crocodile resort and watched my friend get bitten...ish...damn wierd dreams of late.
11. What were you doing this afternoon at12 p.m ?
> walked around town like a idiot. oh...its damn hot outside.
12. What was the reason you last cried?
> when i remember, i will tell you.
13. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
> damn crap ass clover field....or was it rambo...
14. Have you ever driven without license?
> prior to having license? or u mean left it at home?
15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
> yea. fun too!
16. How many red lights have you ran?
> accidentally...many times...intentionally...unh...never?
17.Have you ever cried while in the shower?
> wt....cry in shower? unh. wtf?
18. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
> dono. don care. will kill them if i find out. i like blood.
19. When was the last time you were given roses?
> wtf?!
20. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
> some new pc games...money, food, new toys
21. Where did your last hug take place?
> forgot.
22. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
> wahahhahaha!!! owh hell yea...i even get new names...like wtf man...
23. Do you drink tea?
>tea? when we gona go have some?
24. When was the last time you saw a cop?
> no sodding idea. prolly ages ago.
25. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
>wet it? sounds damn wrong...
26. Does someone like you?
> you tell me.
27. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
>be superman
28. Tag 5 people.
1.boinks
2. jj
3. alex
4. edwin
5. whoever wants to.
1. Where were you at
>dreaming of myself dreaming
2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
> crap..gotta go uni get stuff...oh..nm my b aby is officially born!!!!
3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
> unh...which one you talking about here?
4. What did you do last night?
> watch movie...coz the comp cant support new games....boohoohoo
5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
> play. catch up on sleep.
6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
> if i am ar...sounds like great fun!
7. What song are you listening to?
>scream (i tink its a kinky song...heaving breathing...sounds like moaning...*wink wink*
8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
> yea...got. kinda pointless and too late then.
9. How's your heart lately?
> fine, thank you.
10. What were you doing at
> dreamt of a trip to jong's crocodile resort and watched my friend get bitten...ish...damn wierd dreams of late.
11. What were you doing this afternoon at
> walked around town like a idiot. oh...its damn hot outside.
12. What was the reason you last cried?
> when i remember, i will tell you.
13. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
> damn crap ass clover field....or was it rambo...
14. Have you ever driven without license?
> prior to having license? or u mean left it at home?
15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
> yea. fun too!
16. How many red lights have you ran?
> accidentally...many times...intentionally...unh...never?
17.Have you ever cried while in the shower?
> wt....cry in shower? unh. wtf?
18. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
> dono. don care. will kill them if i find out. i like blood.
19. When was the last time you were given roses?
> wtf?!
20. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
> some new pc games...money, food, new toys
21. Where did your last hug take place?
> forgot.
22. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
> wahahhahaha!!! owh hell yea...i even get new names...like wtf man...
23. Do you drink tea?
>tea? when we gona go have some?
24. When was the last time you saw a cop?
> no sodding idea. prolly ages ago.
25. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
>wet it? sounds damn wrong...
26. Does someone like you?
> you tell me.
27. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
>be superman
28. Tag 5 people.
1.boinks
2. jj
3. alex
4. edwin
5. whoever wants to.
Sunday, February 17, 2008
hmmm. tralalala
bored. playing facebook. goin thru me zooks thingamajig. saw some interesting profiles.
apparantly, im very confused.
i keep forgeting im already above 21. crap.
was tinking...gee..that chick looks pretty, but she's 22 or 23...hmmm...cannot...oh wait. i am 22! ish...
i need a wake up call. oh man. nyways, i pass for an even older person...hmmm..my face so damn many wrinkles meh? nm...mebe coz i seem to be balding...wait...been told girls like bald guys. time for me to go membotakkan me hair.
went stary buckky recently. noon time. asked for an espresso. hmmm..the guy taking order looked at me and asked, are you sure? takes an espresso cup and shows me...says its this small! maybe you wanna consider something else? maybe a lattee or mocha?
ok...
wei thinks and ponders a long hard minute. damn....that minute of pondering if i want to pay 5 for a minuscle cup of espresso or to have a daily brew (which trust me...you dont want) or some other drink, i decided. an espresso will do...after all i can figure how well you make the coffee that way. pure shots. (oh i hate lattes...coz its a waste of money. the only latte ill have is bing's caramel machiato latte...but not that good as before... ok back to story.) the guys looks defeated, and says, ok, so its a espresso machiatto(cant bloody spell it right either) for you right? me says yes boy-o!
drinks coffee..come to the conclusion. its flat. flat as the flattest pane of glass on some flat piece of ground. somewhat i think my expectations were too high. SCREW YOU EXPECTATIONS!!!
heehehe
ok..since I'm bored, and too free, heres more updates.
apparanlty the slow cooker makes for good soups. and meat cooked in slow cooker for soups come out...dry and hard. maybe i should try tough cuts of beef next time...should be more interesting ey?
k la..cabuts
bb
apparantly, im very confused.
i keep forgeting im already above 21. crap.
was tinking...gee..that chick looks pretty, but she's 22 or 23...hmmm...cannot...oh wait. i am 22! ish...
i need a wake up call. oh man. nyways, i pass for an even older person...hmmm..my face so damn many wrinkles meh? nm...mebe coz i seem to be balding...wait...been told girls like bald guys. time for me to go membotakkan me hair.
went stary buckky recently. noon time. asked for an espresso. hmmm..the guy taking order looked at me and asked, are you sure? takes an espresso cup and shows me...says its this small! maybe you wanna consider something else? maybe a lattee or mocha?
ok...
wei thinks and ponders a long hard minute. damn....that minute of pondering if i want to pay 5 for a minuscle cup of espresso or to have a daily brew (which trust me...you dont want) or some other drink, i decided. an espresso will do...after all i can figure how well you make the coffee that way. pure shots. (oh i hate lattes...coz its a waste of money. the only latte ill have is bing's caramel machiato latte...but not that good as before... ok back to story.) the guys looks defeated, and says, ok, so its a espresso machiatto(cant bloody spell it right either) for you right? me says yes boy-o!
drinks coffee..come to the conclusion. its flat. flat as the flattest pane of glass on some flat piece of ground. somewhat i think my expectations were too high. SCREW YOU EXPECTATIONS!!!
heehehe
ok..since I'm bored, and too free, heres more updates.
apparanlty the slow cooker makes for good soups. and meat cooked in slow cooker for soups come out...dry and hard. maybe i should try tough cuts of beef next time...should be more interesting ey?
k la..cabuts
bb
Monday, February 11, 2008
86!!!
lets see..updates.
went cny visiting. no photos.,...i know..whats the point of having a cam fon if i don use it. bleh. the cam sucks balls and so does my photography skillz. so shut it.
waht else. went back lodge. visited. all like airconditioned. didnt get to meet the MAN. hahaha
getting a new system soon. yayness!!! mmm..gaming time!!! muahahhaha!! mebe i shud start then. provided im hardworking enuf la.
the guys are back..but leaving soon. some how, i learnt something new. not everythign is what it seems. the most decent and those ui thought worthy are at times the ones who will not back you up. and those who have been by your side throught thick and thin may not nessecarily help you.
on another note. kuching has very lihai drivers. witnessed an accident on first day cny. some idiot vios knocked 2 old ppl off their mo-bike. annen the guy drove quite far off den baru stop. asswipe. but as usual, asswipes will not get prosecuted. bleh.
its gona the be international pretentious lovers paktho day aka...valentines day. yes. i know i sound bitter. its another year being single. last year was being a long distance. single seems damn good now.
playing blow me away by breaking benjamin on the cowon jet audio player thing, and its showing me some bunch of numbers for some odd reason. damn odd.
hmmm...owh...if u ever decide to walk into a lamp post or a sign post, or a street sign, remember this...the round ones dont hurt so much... and the square ones have rounded sides. if you wanna make sure that you reli can get hurt...walk into a lamp psost that has a street sign, preferably the triangle or the hexagonal shaped one. go figure as to why im saying this. bleh. my head still hurts...but not at the place it got hit.
went cny visiting. no photos.,...i know..whats the point of having a cam fon if i don use it. bleh. the cam sucks balls and so does my photography skillz. so shut it.
waht else. went back lodge. visited. all like airconditioned. didnt get to meet the MAN. hahaha
getting a new system soon. yayness!!! mmm..gaming time!!! muahahhaha!! mebe i shud start then. provided im hardworking enuf la.
the guys are back..but leaving soon. some how, i learnt something new. not everythign is what it seems. the most decent and those ui thought worthy are at times the ones who will not back you up. and those who have been by your side throught thick and thin may not nessecarily help you.
on another note. kuching has very lihai drivers. witnessed an accident on first day cny. some idiot vios knocked 2 old ppl off their mo-bike. annen the guy drove quite far off den baru stop. asswipe. but as usual, asswipes will not get prosecuted. bleh.
its gona the be international pretentious lovers paktho day aka...valentines day. yes. i know i sound bitter. its another year being single. last year was being a long distance. single seems damn good now.
playing blow me away by breaking benjamin on the cowon jet audio player thing, and its showing me some bunch of numbers for some odd reason. damn odd.
hmmm...owh...if u ever decide to walk into a lamp post or a sign post, or a street sign, remember this...the round ones dont hurt so much... and the square ones have rounded sides. if you wanna make sure that you reli can get hurt...walk into a lamp psost that has a street sign, preferably the triangle or the hexagonal shaped one. go figure as to why im saying this. bleh. my head still hurts...but not at the place it got hit.
Wednesday, February 06, 2008
HAPPY CNY
ITS THE RAT YEAR
I shall be your fengshui master for today. this is waht i have to say...those born in rat year and ox year... YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Coz..ox and rat...best secret buddy/ally. hahahah.
those in tiger...i dono wor...coz i din really bother to check your thingy.
What else...unh...nm..too lazy to think...updates after cny...gona do a massive hit. muahahha
ta peeps!
HAPPY CHINESE (LUNAR) NEW YEAR TO U ALL!!!
I shall be your fengshui master for today. this is waht i have to say...those born in rat year and ox year... YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Coz..ox and rat...best secret buddy/ally. hahahah.
those in tiger...i dono wor...coz i din really bother to check your thingy.
What else...unh...nm..too lazy to think...updates after cny...gona do a massive hit. muahahha
ta peeps!
HAPPY CHINESE (LUNAR) NEW YEAR TO U ALL!!!
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