Friday, February 29, 2008

bitchy girl vs wei

the wei goes...du wa dee dee de de dum de de du.

ok...setting... uni lobby. with friends. down the stairs comes a group of girls...chattering loudly with some mock accent, somewhat reminds me of a girl i once knew back in high school.

wei: hmm..that chick there looks good!!!

friend: wouldnt want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. she';s got the b-i-t-c-h-n-e-s-s- disease yo.

wei: no problem. watch this.

wei: "says loudly* wtf? u mean she's from a private school...shit man...u mean like LODGE? thats like awesome!!! you know her mate?

girl looks over...gives a killer stare.

wei: oh man... she's killing me with her slitty eyes!!! *breaks out in laughter.*

girl: wad were you saying about me?

wei: *looks at her* was i even talking about you there missy?

girl: yes you were. whats this about slitty eyes?

wei: so you have slitty eyes? *mocks a shocked expression*

girl: i'll have you know that i'm from a very rich family and i have a very rich boyfriend who has loadsa connections and will beat you up for saying that.

wei: owh really now. if you're so filthy rich, why are you not dressed to kill? you're wearing such shabby non designer clothes, and also, why are you still in kch and not some foreign country where rich people like you should be studying in? hrmmm....here....have a 10 ringgit bill...go get yourself a mirror.

girl: why you...

wei: look here missy, I dont suppose your parents taught you any manners, evesdropping at people's convesation, staring at people, and also threatening people. I dont want to put it this way, but I seriously think you're not rich, but fucking sad. oopps...i didnt say that out loud did I
Now, please go back to your group of equal minded little minions and dont bother me again. and I'm not giving you my number. You just dont have powerful eyes.

girl: walks away.

wei...damn im bored.

friend: wtf? you nuts ar? tok to her lidat? make her cry nia.

wei: she needs disclipline, summore she's not a Lodgian. so screw her...parents prolly to stingy to put her in a proper english background.


ok. thats what i would do IF i joined the drama club at swinburne. sadly.... its the final sem, and kinda pointless to.

elections are around the corner. as usual, we see very typical fights. sien. no fun. we should really have mass rallies and all. then we should impose a no holds barred rule.

oh..the government said: the opposition should not be allowed to make govenment, or else they will make a disaster.

apprantly they forgot that the government does include the opposition, so lets have the opposition win and prove that they can run it. after all, if the government isnt good enough. or doing as per mandate, the people deserve a change of govern,ent. overthrow them. maybe we need a dictator to rouse the people. hmmm.

-wei-

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