first one goes by saying...if you recieve a call from a number in red (don give a damn what number..as long as red...or sumthing along that line) dont pick it up. some bunch of black magic students in indonesia are testing their powers..and if u pick it up..u will die frothting from your mouth..and some people got killed already.
ok..analysis of this rumour.
1. how the hell can a number appear red when u're being called?!
2. why would those alleged indonesian black magic students want to call you Malaysians to test their powers?! And they have much better ways to test their powers la hor. (anyway kudos to the person who thought this up...you've just aided the already intense tension fucktards. MCB la. I don wan get pancung by some bloody idiot wif a parang coz he damn tulan my country. don forget..they more people la hor! ccb)
3. if it really is an overseas number...why are you so fucking stupid to answer it? if it is your friend's you should already have their number saved. damn be hiaw cho lang wan...useless piece of shit trying to call yourself a friend.
4. y are the number of supposed dead people even? i dont understand. why such a round figure?
5. i dont think that device they used to wipe memoryies in MIB fucntions in real life...or theat the world's patents commision thingy has approved that sound wave based paralyzer thingy in the IRONMAN.
anyway..police are saying they gona whip the fucker who spread this sms rumour. coz the law says they can.
rumour 2.
apparantly only for friday nbight...16th.
it reads..metro tv sez to shut off all mobiles as some massive fatal to humans wave gona smack the fuck outta the mobile revcievers/transcievers at 11pm. and not to hold mobiles close to your stupid heads.
analysis
1. who the fuck is metro? the only metro tv i could google is some indonesian station. the otehr metro tat i can think of is some retarded gossipmag.
2. who the fuck told you that "fatal" waves will hit at 11? why so cun you think this is some kinda fucked up funky science project ar? You implying that some screwed up service provider is overloading their servers/transmitters that night? and its a global conspiracy?
i thought the "doctors" already warned against putting the damn mobile near ur gonads and head for too long. I think those people who die die believe it have already gotten radiowave damaged brains.
If you guys remember..there was another sms spread rumour bout some baby who came out cacat...spoke perfect english/chinese fortelling some horror..and by drinking green bean/mung bean soup you will avert this terror from befalling you and your family.
wanna know how to counter or wake those people up from their stupidity?
try this.
Cousin's friend sent her those smses. so i was bored and yea..just bored..so i replied..turn off all electrical things. coz if you dont the radiowave thingy will destrpoy all the electronics..and burn your houses down.
Apparantly...her fren fell for it...and next day (todayy) asked my fren who smsed it...im assuming her fren tiok kan by the parents for being stupid. lol.
ok...i have another message to spread if any stupid people decide to sms you stupid smses.
u can choose any of these "model counter-rumours"
1. omfg! u got that msg too? i heard that if u call that number...your penis/boobies will become bigger and you will have hot and heavy sex with a frog. you know the frog king in naruto? tha wan!!
2. hey. a group of leet haxors testing them powerz. if youz openz diz sms. u di3 in 3 hours call this number to reverse the curse (key in that idiot of a friend's number)
3. wtf? ccb. sms me another fucking rumour again and your penis will become shorter in three hours. (change according to gender)
4. i heard something also!!! if you sms (insert ur fren''s number), you will be given great luck and you will meet your future husband/wife
ok...if now its ur turn to think of other responses. i need to do stuff.
cyas.
oh..if u noticed..its always the chinese newspapers that carry these stories ferst.
hrmmm....
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