Predictions bout the new Potter book.

Harry Potter spoilers/rumours causing so much problem.

Sien la…no life la these ppl…nm…since im pretty much bored.(I finished reading james patterson’s lifeguard…prefer the jester)

Ok…so heres whats gonna happen in the book…according to ME~!.

Warning: this is merely what can be considered as fan fiction..to a slightly perverted degree. No?

My predictions are as follows.

1. in the beginning of the book…the weasleys will meet up with the dursleys...is that the name (harry’s uncle and auntie. A dark family secret will be revealed there and then. Something to do with aunt petunia and a relative of the weasleys.
2. cho chang will elope with harry after harry discovers this disturbing secret. They both run to some mysterious island off the coast of Sabah.
3. Hermione and Ron try to stop them, only to no avail.
4. Hermione then gets frustrated and angry at Ron for not doin anything. And reveals that all her affection for him (Ron) and time spent with him was wasted, as he cannot do anything to help her at all.
5. Ron is shocked and tries to comfort her, only to be pushed off the Thames bridge.
6. Dumbledore appears to Harry in his dream and tells Harry to think carefully what he is doing.
7. Harry wakes up in cold sweat.looks next to him and sees Cho Chang I the next bed. Walks over to tries to wake her up..but she doesn’t.
8. Harry runs away and tries to hide in Hogwarts.
9. Snape appears to Harry and cries for mercy. Harry whacks Snape. For some odd reason…he feels no conscience.
10. Harry looks into a mirror and sees himself, not just as Harry, but also as Tom.
11. Tom will only be killed by the kin of Harry.
12. The death of Tom will not occur…as Cho Chang has been killed.
13. Harry falls into a trap.
14. Tom enters Harry’s mind once again, and sees how Snape killed Dumbledore. And also the latest appearance.
15. He uses Harry’s body to kill Snape…but he fails. Snape in a battered state cast his spell and causes both Tom and Harry to go into a comatose state.
16. Snape then exorcises Tom’s soul into a dead serpant. The serpant comes to life.
17. Snape then uses an unknown magic spell to reverse time. But is stopped somehow by Hermione
18. Hermione wakes Harry up. Harry then breaks into Snapes mind.
19. while breaking into Snape mind…harry becomes exteremly powerful…and manages to not only to break into Snape’s mind but to destroy it.
20. The realization that the half blood prince is in fact part of Tom surprises him.
21. Dudley appears into the picture…
22. Dudley screams after seeing Snape go crazy crying “ Father!! What have they done to you?!!”

I guess u guys know where this is gonna go to liaw la hor?

hahaha

johor/singapore trip

Highlights of the trip to johor & singapore. actually more like highlights of my thoughts then. the following are my thoughts and observations and opinions and serve as my own and not as of the general public.


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in the airport

wei: smile
air stewardess: smile back
wei: so...whats the in flight movie?
air stewardess: apa cakep dia?
wei: ... not syok...

wei: smile
girl: smile
wei: hi, i'm wei.
girl: continues smiling. i'm girl.
girl: giggles.
wei: sees teeth...is that a piece of chilli on the teeth...?!?!!? and is that froth from the coffee on the upper lip?!!?
wei: err..nice to meet you...i gtg. smiles...RUNS!!


on the flight to johor.

sits at the emergency door exit. notices a sign that says, children not allowed to be seated here.
hrmmm...children...we're all somebody's child...so...unh...wtf?!

nm..sits till song song...damn chair cannot recline. beh song ki..fidgets.

front row seats filled with..them..ewww...argh!!! kill them!!!! jk jk.

air asia air stewardess walks around with food.

stewardess: sir would you like something to eat?
wei: yea. a nasi lemak pleasestewardess: i'm sorry but we dont have nasi lemak right now.
wei: oh..ok..forget it. =)
stewardess: =)

walks away.
wei rubs eyes for a while. OMG the airstewardess damn kinky wan!!!!! wear tight tight annen show undie line!!! lucky i din order..or else vomit ki...ewww...


toilet time
in toilet. a sign says: for the convienince of the next user please wipe the sink with a towel after use and dispose of it. no towels at all...use tissue...damn airline cant differentiate between towel and tissue.

looks at toilet bowl..knn..who the bugger go throw paper in the damn thing? wont get stuck meh? nm..we try...pang jio time!!! flush...damn..still din go down. aih...not my fault la.

suddenly remembers stories bout ppl having sex on airplanes...and in the toilet summore...trys to imagine. ergh..disgusting...damn cramped..how to hump hump? those nutters.

upon landing in johor.

i tink i landed in a kelapa sawit.palm oil plantation. hrmmm.
walks out of plane...sees THAT airstewardess again...feel like tellin her bout her VPL. then again..could get sued for harrasment. better not.

ok..time for a long car ride to singapore.

no mean thoughts till reach singapore. got also...i forgot ki.


in singapore.

walking around. at some street. cant remember..i noe its near an interchange du si. sees 3 women. in black. looks around...controls temptation to shout. =) . black ghost!!! nyahaha!!! penguin...with more feathers!! cant see beak!

walks around..sees alot of syt...shit. alot of them damn young annen dress lidat. wanna peng.

goes to buy lamb shank. ccb..S$9. FUCKING CHEAP!!!!! even kch dont have that cheap...big summore the portion. damn man. wahahah


takes mrt.

goes into tunnel. looks opposite. cute chick in white. next to her some aunty. bleh. takes out handphone to play wif. sudenly feel like vomiting. THE AUNTIE DONO HOW TO SIT. shocked and feel reli disgusted. decide to close eyes till next stop. open eyes. auntie smiles. dono how to react. still in shock. keeps quiet. reaches destination all get off. auntie waks ahead. wei stays as far back as possible. eek...

walks to cousin's place. hmm...looks at bus stop. OMG LODGIANS HAVE FUCKING INVADED SINGAPORE~! actually more like the school uniform la. see bunch of buys in the light blue/factory worker trousers. ccb...dono who rip who off. hais. school uniform oso need to copy. ish.

reaches cousin's place. wah lau...2 dc5 parked opposite each other...sui sui summore the color and vynils. hmm..ricer. hahah. arrives at unit.

makan time.

lamb's good. feelin damn syok.


NEXT DAY

goes to novena...den to vivocty.

novena...nothing much...omost walked to the aerobridge linking the hospital wan. felt stupid. oh..the korean shop and jappy shop. hahah

in vivocity. sees this coolingness booth $10 or sumthign for express haircut wan. bleh. walks around. sees summore tellybunnies. shiet man...suddenly so many appear. walks to upper level. syok...SINGAPORE HAS BOOST JUICE!!!!!!! wahahah...walks around to the cenima. hmm..some ang mo suddenly walks fst fast to this girl and hugs her...me over there...ish...sien...don wan feel so lonely...walk off. not enuf time to cover the whole place. oh...theres the mussel shop.eff la..no time. I LOVE SHELLFISH COZ I SELFISH.=) ok..thats lame. forget it.

wasnt evil for a day. I feel SO DAMN GOOD. =)


den next day...bek to johor.

at jusco
maxis guy(chinese): hi. kamu ada maxis?
wei: ...*knn...not agian...* yea
MG: oh. postpaid ka prepaid.
wei: unh post paid.
MG: oh. boh sim ki. wahhah unh...ada subsidiary line ka
wei: sorry? unh what?
MG: subsidiary line ada ka?
wei:oh..yea. got already. *smiles* walk off

walks summore along...some creditcard company guy decides to try to make a client out of me

CCG: hi sir, credit card sir?
wei: unh...NO
CCG: but its good sir. u can buy things online.
wei: yea..and your paying for my bills right?
CCG:unh..no.
wei: then i guess tats a no for the credit card then. wahahahhaah

lesson of the day. when they ask u to buy something. say u already have. wahahha

off to airport we go...

johor airport
walks around...starts sneezing, gah! dammit...cant tok ki...mnose running like mad. nm walks to famous amos.
sounds a bit blur blur

cookie guy: hi sir, would you like some cookies
wei: unh...ill have a look. do you have mixed baG?
cookie guy: yea. here.
wei: hmm..too much le..how to finish?
cookie guy: or u want me to pack u a new one? freshly made. i help u mix sir
wei:okie. unh..i want a small one.
cookie guy: what size? 200 g 100 g?100g too small sir..got nothing inside to eat later la.
wei: yea. gimmie 200 gramm la.
cookie guy: *prolly thinks he won me over* okies. i mix for u ar sir.*i tink he's a bit too friendly...*
wei:*smile*
cookie guy. here ur cookies. have a nice trip.
wei: yea. thanks.

hmm. boarding time.


then bek to kuching. the flight bek was uneventful. boring la. ahhah

so that the highlights la. nothing much. self censored alot. =)

-wei-