kuku=nail. not cukoo..u kookoociawless ass!

bleh. sien. hehe

im getting sick of getting calls from people who dont bloody know how to make phone calls. bloody buggers. i tink i need to suggest to out loving people in the gahmen to educate thier people hjow to actually carry out a proper conversation.

first things first. when you make a phone call, introduce yourself. DO NOT ASK " WHO IS THIS!?!?!" in a tone that will fucking make you regret that you were ever fucking born.

second. do apologize if you made a wrong call.

third. wait till the respondant hangs up, then you hang up.

and bloody speak properly and dont try to cover your mouth when you talk, its actually amplifying your conversation. and no..the whole bloody world doesnt want to know that you fucked a door knob and then proceeded to get some funky disease afterthat. bloody hell.

im in the mood to publicise the numbers of those idiots who cant even say a proper "hello, can i speak to so and so, and oh,thank you"

i mean, dont fucking call and go " hello!!! siapa ni!" then hang up when its not the bloody person you want to reach. what is so damn hard about making a single decent conversation, im not gonna kill you if u called the wrong number (this will not be the same if i were in an exam and the damn phone vibrates like the lil pink plastic vibrator dat im gonna stick up your ass if i ever meet you.)

and if you cant hear me, say you cant la...dont go HA?!?!?!...ha me for wad? what purpose will it do? i wont bloody go explain myself again.

ok. back to the issue. some fucktard ah beng possibly or mebe some disgruntled kukuciawless wanna be beta male (KKCLWBM) decided to make a phone call. guess who he called. ME!

i though it was some serious matter, so pick up the phone,

wei:hello? (btw im in a bloody lecture).
KKCLWBM: *no sound*
wei: hello?
KKCLWBM: SIAPA NI?!?! *shouts into phone*
wei:wtf? MAHATHIR!
KKCLWBM: *hangs up*

hmmm...i wonder is it the fact that i used the name Mahathir? damn power. retard forgot that he called a mobile. so i have his number. anyone up for prank calls?

pm me for his number. wakakkaa

moral of the story: dont fucking shout at me while your on the phone. do that and ill fucking make sure you will dread the day you were born.

on another note. if it were the scammers....those that kennysia encountered. ill probably do this

scammer: can u speak mandarin
me: unh yea
scammer: good...blah blah blah blah,
me: oh....yea...oh ok!

den ill wait a few days for them to call me and tok bout getting my gift.

so i guess its gonna go like this
scammer: congrags! you won... blah blah blha
me: yea? OMG!!! IM A MILLIONAIRE!!!! owh wait...wrong competition...what did i win?
scamer: blah blah blah...gold...blah blah...money...blah blah.
me: owh reli? im in genting right now. wait..ill go over and get it...*pretends to be so excited and then suddenly..go..* OI! WHAT FUCKING CEREMONY?!!? BLOODY LIAR! IM OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND ITS EMPTY!!!! OI! WHERES MY MONEY?
scammer: prolly hang up

hmm..heheh


on another note...


i remember recieving calls like this in the morning during the term break
caller: hello? is mr so and so in?
me: unh no. wrong number
caller: oh. sorry. btw...how can i call this fellow?
me: unh i donno?
caller: lemme see...this is the number right? 012-88*****6
me: unh yea...
caller: cant be le..its so and so's number
me: unh..no...its mine
caller: oh..when u get it? long ago?
me: yea...
caller: oh..sorry then...thanks anyway...

then bugger calls back again in 5 minutes...ish..

but then ill answer nicely..why? HE CAN SPEAK PROPERLY!!!

hais...this is a failure of the moral education la...wait...a failure of the whole system..coz...its seems that many organizations do not know how to speak with proper etiquette. ish...

i tink they should all enrol for SWK 2001 and SWK2002. business communication skills and workplace communication skills.
and make sure they enrol in swinburne sarawak (SSUT). why? so if i get a call like the mahathir call again...i can find you...and i will make you cry as if you just got a piledriver pounding your ass.

muahahaha...

nyek nyek nyek

2nd weeks almost over. still clueless.

taking 3 subs. more freedom. but comes with a price. damn. =(

project 3.5 is on. screw 3.0. its not enough. nyahahahah!! meaning 2 D one C. minimum. owh well. at least i've started.

tax looks lovely. so lovely that if it was the hottest girl on the block, ill get down on my knees and propose to her. hmm...furry....


owh. im cutting down on profanity. so if i say furry...its an alternative. nothing to do with excess hair on a person's body. im not that kinky. =)

waiting for the new system. prolly in the 4th week of the term..so thats like in 2 weeks time. furry...need money liaw. cacated. argh!!!

w960 and k850 comin out!!!! i so want both. obsessesed with getting new mobiles.

been observing people of late. seems to me like the trend is towards china-ification. i need to go mandarin lessons liaw.

funny. i seem so quiet. people are actually scared of me.

my new theory

quiet=scary
noisy=not scary
scary=stalker/murderer/rapist
not scary=friend

hmmm..interesting
please. do not be afraid. im just quiet coz im thinking...or prolly plotting to do something evil....jk jk

im so friendly...even the dogs come to me automatically as though im a meat vending machine.
that sounds so wrong. hahahah


found a shortcut from king's centre to friendship park. requires passing through gardenia court...unh..kampung tabuan dayak.

anyone wanna join me for a walk sometime? wahahaha.

bleh. wakakak.


go listen to john mayer-comfortable. if you want it and cant find it, drop me a line.

planning to dispose of the 012 number..but its nice wor...hais...retaining the 019 and getting a 016. dont ask me why i want so many numbers. its not coz im rich. i just want it.

=)

-wei-

8 habits tag thingy...

done this a while back. i tink its in the archive...if ur free and bored enuf to find it go ahead then tell me if got diff k? was asked to do it again. so i do lo...



Here are the rules:
- Each blogger must post this rules first.
- Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
- Bloggers that are tagged need to write down their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. And the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
- Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged and to read your blog.

1. i am indecisive and rather cynical
2. i am easily bored and easily annoyed
3. i like to eat
4. i am playful. not studious. screw u if u think im a read book kid.
5. i learn better by doing it.
6. i love to drive recklessly when im alone in the car...adrenaline rush
7. i am scared of heights. so don't fucking make me stay more than 5 stories up.
8. i am sleepy right now. hahahaha


i tag....whoever still reads....just started reading...or is bored enuf.