kuku=nail. not cukoo..u kookoociawless ass!

bleh. sien. hehe

im getting sick of getting calls from people who dont bloody know how to make phone calls. bloody buggers. i tink i need to suggest to out loving people in the gahmen to educate thier people hjow to actually carry out a proper conversation.

first things first. when you make a phone call, introduce yourself. DO NOT ASK " WHO IS THIS!?!?!" in a tone that will fucking make you regret that you were ever fucking born.

second. do apologize if you made a wrong call.

third. wait till the respondant hangs up, then you hang up.

and bloody speak properly and dont try to cover your mouth when you talk, its actually amplifying your conversation. and no..the whole bloody world doesnt want to know that you fucked a door knob and then proceeded to get some funky disease afterthat. bloody hell.

im in the mood to publicise the numbers of those idiots who cant even say a proper "hello, can i speak to so and so, and oh,thank you"

i mean, dont fucking call and go " hello!!! siapa ni!" then hang up when its not the bloody person you want to reach. what is so damn hard about making a single decent conversation, im not gonna kill you if u called the wrong number (this will not be the same if i were in an exam and the damn phone vibrates like the lil pink plastic vibrator dat im gonna stick up your ass if i ever meet you.)

and if you cant hear me, say you cant la...dont go HA?!?!?!...ha me for wad? what purpose will it do? i wont bloody go explain myself again.

ok. back to the issue. some fucktard ah beng possibly or mebe some disgruntled kukuciawless wanna be beta male (KKCLWBM) decided to make a phone call. guess who he called. ME!

i though it was some serious matter, so pick up the phone,

wei:hello? (btw im in a bloody lecture).
KKCLWBM: *no sound*
wei: hello?
KKCLWBM: SIAPA NI?!?! *shouts into phone*
wei:wtf? MAHATHIR!
KKCLWBM: *hangs up*

hmmm...i wonder is it the fact that i used the name Mahathir? damn power. retard forgot that he called a mobile. so i have his number. anyone up for prank calls?

pm me for his number. wakakkaa

moral of the story: dont fucking shout at me while your on the phone. do that and ill fucking make sure you will dread the day you were born.

on another note. if it were the scammers....those that kennysia encountered. ill probably do this

scammer: can u speak mandarin
me: unh yea
scammer: good...blah blah blah blah,
me: oh....yea...oh ok!

den ill wait a few days for them to call me and tok bout getting my gift.

so i guess its gonna go like this
scammer: congrags! you won... blah blah blha
me: yea? OMG!!! IM A MILLIONAIRE!!!! owh wait...wrong competition...what did i win?
scamer: blah blah blah...gold...blah blah...money...blah blah.
me: owh reli? im in genting right now. wait..ill go over and get it...*pretends to be so excited and then suddenly..go..* OI! WHAT FUCKING CEREMONY?!!? BLOODY LIAR! IM OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND ITS EMPTY!!!! OI! WHERES MY MONEY?
scammer: prolly hang up

hmm..heheh


on another note...


i remember recieving calls like this in the morning during the term break
caller: hello? is mr so and so in?
me: unh no. wrong number
caller: oh. sorry. btw...how can i call this fellow?
me: unh i donno?
caller: lemme see...this is the number right? 012-88*****6
me: unh yea...
caller: cant be le..its so and so's number
me: unh..no...its mine
caller: oh..when u get it? long ago?
me: yea...
caller: oh..sorry then...thanks anyway...

then bugger calls back again in 5 minutes...ish..

but then ill answer nicely..why? HE CAN SPEAK PROPERLY!!!

hais...this is a failure of the moral education la...wait...a failure of the whole system..coz...its seems that many organizations do not know how to speak with proper etiquette. ish...

i tink they should all enrol for SWK 2001 and SWK2002. business communication skills and workplace communication skills.
and make sure they enrol in swinburne sarawak (SSUT). why? so if i get a call like the mahathir call again...i can find you...and i will make you cry as if you just got a piledriver pounding your ass.

muahahaha...