Friday, February 29, 2008

bitchy girl vs wei

the wei goes...du wa dee dee de de dum de de du.

ok...setting... uni lobby. with friends. down the stairs comes a group of girls...chattering loudly with some mock accent, somewhat reminds me of a girl i once knew back in high school.

wei: hmm..that chick there looks good!!!

friend: wouldnt want to touch that with a 10 foot pole. she';s got the b-i-t-c-h-n-e-s-s- disease yo.

wei: no problem. watch this.

wei: "says loudly* wtf? u mean she's from a private school...shit man...u mean like LODGE? thats like awesome!!! you know her mate?

girl looks over...gives a killer stare.

wei: oh man... she's killing me with her slitty eyes!!! *breaks out in laughter.*

girl: wad were you saying about me?

wei: *looks at her* was i even talking about you there missy?

girl: yes you were. whats this about slitty eyes?

wei: so you have slitty eyes? *mocks a shocked expression*

girl: i'll have you know that i'm from a very rich family and i have a very rich boyfriend who has loadsa connections and will beat you up for saying that.

wei: owh really now. if you're so filthy rich, why are you not dressed to kill? you're wearing such shabby non designer clothes, and also, why are you still in kch and not some foreign country where rich people like you should be studying in? hrmmm....here....have a 10 ringgit bill...go get yourself a mirror.

girl: why you...

wei: look here missy, I dont suppose your parents taught you any manners, evesdropping at people's convesation, staring at people, and also threatening people. I dont want to put it this way, but I seriously think you're not rich, but fucking sad. oopps...i didnt say that out loud did I
Now, please go back to your group of equal minded little minions and dont bother me again. and I'm not giving you my number. You just dont have powerful eyes.

girl: walks away.

wei...damn im bored.

friend: wtf? you nuts ar? tok to her lidat? make her cry nia.

wei: she needs disclipline, summore she's not a Lodgian. so screw her...parents prolly to stingy to put her in a proper english background.


ok. thats what i would do IF i joined the drama club at swinburne. sadly.... its the final sem, and kinda pointless to.

elections are around the corner. as usual, we see very typical fights. sien. no fun. we should really have mass rallies and all. then we should impose a no holds barred rule.

oh..the government said: the opposition should not be allowed to make govenment, or else they will make a disaster.

apprantly they forgot that the government does include the opposition, so lets have the opposition win and prove that they can run it. after all, if the government isnt good enough. or doing as per mandate, the people deserve a change of govern,ent. overthrow them. maybe we need a dictator to rouse the people. hmmm.

-wei-

Saturday, February 23, 2008

*burp*

WEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

things to do before starting uni.
1.go out with friends.
2. get wasted.
3.hit on some random chick
4.have converstaions which you will eventually regret the next morning.
5.pick up new bad habits; ie-smoking, doing drugs
6. drive under the influence
7. have about 3 -4 hours of sleep...especially after getting drunk/wasted the night before.
8. go brekkie at some random foodstall.
9. sing out loud in some forsaken place.
10. actually trying to update a blog when you should be sleeping.


bleh

Tuesday, February 19, 2008

ooooolllallalaalalla

excuse the title. im bored.

apparently there's cheap flights via airasia to around south east asia...

im in the mood for thailand and singapore.

hmmm...but I'm thinking if me be working then, its peak period and i doubt its a good idea. hrmmm. but if i wanna go then..its for the night life/scene and the beach...and I am not in hot body mode. dammit...I NEED A GYM PARTNER!!!!!

volunteers? male or female, anywhere between the ages of 18-25. must also be food lover, and must be interested in gym-ing and exercising.

*being hopeful*

im told to take a semi nude...photo of myself...wif a newspaper...den use it as a marker...tink i mentioned this a while back...last year. shit. i feel useless.

nm...this yer...my resolution is to do wad i say, and to be determined. hmmm.

okla...
enuf tokking...must start acting...

bb
-wei-

Monday, February 18, 2008

kenak tagged.

nth...bertapa baiknya hor u...tag me...nm...since im kinbd today. i shall doit...coz im getting bored too.


1. Where were you at 3:02 AM this morning?
>dreaming of myself dreaming

2. What was the first thing you thought of this morning?
> crap..gotta go uni get stuff...oh..nm my b aby is officially born!!!!

3. Is the person you have a crush on older or younger than you?
> unh...which one you talking about here?

4. What did you do last night?
> watch movie...coz the comp cant support new games....boohoohoo

5. What do you hope to do this weekend?
> play. catch up on sleep.

6. Do you think you will be in a relationship 3 months from now?
> if i am ar...sounds like great fun!

7. What song are you listening to?
>scream (i tink its a kinky song...heaving breathing...sounds like moaning...*wink wink*


8. Have you ever told someone of the opposite sex you loved them?
> yea...got. kinda pointless and too late then.

9. How's your heart lately?
> fine, thank you.

10. What were you doing at 7 a.m?
> dreamt of a trip to jong's crocodile resort and watched my friend get bitten...ish...damn wierd dreams of late.

11. What were you doing this afternoon at 12 p.m?
> walked around town like a idiot. oh...its damn hot outside.

12. What was the reason you last cried?
> when i remember, i will tell you.

13. What was the last movie you saw in theaters?
> damn crap ass clover field....or was it rambo...

14. Have you ever driven without license?
> prior to having license? or u mean left it at home?

15. Have you ever talked to someone when they were high?
> yea. fun too!

16. How many red lights have you ran?
> accidentally...many times...intentionally...unh...never?

17.Have you ever cried while in the shower?
> wt....cry in shower? unh. wtf?

18. Have you ever, in any way, been betrayed by someone you trusted?
> dono. don care. will kill them if i find out. i like blood.

19. When was the last time you were given roses?
> wtf?!

20. Is there anything that you are craving for right now?
> some new pc games...money, food, new toys

21. Where did your last hug take place?
> forgot.

22. Do people ever make stupid mistakes when spelling or saying your name?
> wahahhahaha!!! owh hell yea...i even get new names...like wtf man...

23. Do you drink tea?
>tea? when we gona go have some?

24. When was the last time you saw a cop?
> no sodding idea. prolly ages ago.

25. Do you wet the toothbrush before the toothpaste?
>wet it? sounds damn wrong...

26. Does someone like you?
> you tell me.

27. What do you hope to accomplish before the year ends?
>be superman

28. Tag 5 people.
1.boinks
2. jj
3. alex
4. edwin
5. whoever wants to.

Sunday, February 17, 2008

hmmm. tralalala

bored. playing facebook. goin thru me zooks thingamajig. saw some interesting profiles.
apparantly, im very confused.

i keep forgeting im already above 21. crap.

was tinking...gee..that chick looks pretty, but she's 22 or 23...hmmm...cannot...oh wait. i am 22! ish...

i need a wake up call. oh man. nyways, i pass for an even older person...hmmm..my face so damn many wrinkles meh? nm...mebe coz i seem to be balding...wait...been told girls like bald guys. time for me to go membotakkan me hair.


went stary buckky recently. noon time. asked for an espresso. hmmm..the guy taking order looked at me and asked, are you sure? takes an espresso cup and shows me...says its this small! maybe you wanna consider something else? maybe a lattee or mocha?

ok...

wei thinks and ponders a long hard minute. damn....that minute of pondering if i want to pay 5 for a minuscle cup of espresso or to have a daily brew (which trust me...you dont want) or some other drink, i decided. an espresso will do...after all i can figure how well you make the coffee that way. pure shots. (oh i hate lattes...coz its a waste of money. the only latte ill have is bing's caramel machiato latte...but not that good as before... ok back to story.) the guys looks defeated, and says, ok, so its a espresso machiatto(cant bloody spell it right either) for you right? me says yes boy-o!

drinks coffee..come to the conclusion. its flat. flat as the flattest pane of glass on some flat piece of ground. somewhat i think my expectations were too high. SCREW YOU EXPECTATIONS!!!

heehehe


ok..since I'm bored, and too free, heres more updates.

apparanlty the slow cooker makes for good soups. and meat cooked in slow cooker for soups come out...dry and hard. maybe i should try tough cuts of beef next time...should be more interesting ey?

k la..cabuts
bb

Monday, February 11, 2008

86!!!

lets see..updates.


went cny visiting. no photos.,...i know..whats the point of having a cam fon if i don use it. bleh. the cam sucks balls and so does my photography skillz. so shut it.

waht else. went back lodge. visited. all like airconditioned. didnt get to meet the MAN. hahaha

getting a new system soon. yayness!!! mmm..gaming time!!! muahahhaha!! mebe i shud start then. provided im hardworking enuf la.

the guys are back..but leaving soon. some how, i learnt something new. not everythign is what it seems. the most decent and those ui thought worthy are at times the ones who will not back you up. and those who have been by your side throught thick and thin may not nessecarily help you.

on another note. kuching has very lihai drivers. witnessed an accident on first day cny. some idiot vios knocked 2 old ppl off their mo-bike. annen the guy drove quite far off den baru stop. asswipe. but as usual, asswipes will not get prosecuted. bleh.

its gona the be international pretentious lovers paktho day aka...valentines day. yes. i know i sound bitter. its another year being single. last year was being a long distance. single seems damn good now.

playing blow me away by breaking benjamin on the cowon jet audio player thing, and its showing me some bunch of numbers for some odd reason. damn odd.

hmmm...owh...if u ever decide to walk into a lamp post or a sign post, or a street sign, remember this...the round ones dont hurt so much... and the square ones have rounded sides. if you wanna make sure that you reli can get hurt...walk into a lamp psost that has a street sign, preferably the triangle or the hexagonal shaped one. go figure as to why im saying this. bleh. my head still hurts...but not at the place it got hit.

Wednesday, February 06, 2008

HAPPY CNY

ITS THE RAT YEAR

I shall be your fengshui master for today. this is waht i have to say...those born in rat year and ox year... YOU CAN DO IT!!!! Coz..ox and rat...best secret buddy/ally. hahahah.

those in tiger...i dono wor...coz i din really bother to check your thingy.

What else...unh...nm..too lazy to think...updates after cny...gona do a massive hit. muahahha


ta peeps!


HAPPY CHINESE (LUNAR) NEW YEAR TO U ALL!!!

Sunday, January 20, 2008

im doing another entry for the fun of it

apparantly, im very friendly when under the influence. hmmm

also, im told, i talk alot of cock. but i thought that is when im sober. apparantly, apparantly is now my new favourite word.

oh. im a sad/happy drunk. depends on the drink. beer=sad. hard liquor =happy. Oh. my violentness is very subdued. i think its coz unh, im very docile and i love people.

i think i should stop drinking once the guys leave. its not safe. hahahahaha

oh. i find pretty girls with tattoos...hot. especially if its kinda like a tribalish design..or maybe somehting that would be very significant to them. im told im weird. hmmm...coz i find pretty girls who smoke as unsexy.'


i cant bloody spell weird with out the stupid thing correcting me.

oh yea. if i met you, and i cant remember your name, i apologize. its either coz i am slightly impaired at that moment or, you have a very asian name. for example. siaw wei or shin chan or fukume hardo. then again, if your name if fukume hardo, i dont think its so hard to remember is it? yea.


hahah


i need a new name. i tink im called doug or something. hmmm..ummm...i remember going as chucky, wei, quacks, or hwei, but hmmm....ang mo names, i dont think i have much aliases. oh yea..terence. why? coz i seem to mispronounce my own name. coz i cant speak proper english.

i meant to say manglish.


oh and another thing.

its an hour since my prev post.


i feel so active.

4 hours of sleep is good for health

went soho. drank. met people.went bing. met people. went back soho. drink. went petarnak.
petarnak was around 1.30 liaw. then they insisted to go to damai. so off to damai.

3. am. waited...at damai beach...cbl there. bright idea. go to pasir pandak. so off we go. reach there, cbl for dono how long...came out of car...go to the beach...wah.....so long ar....but i din bother. soft sand. hiin hiin feeling. not too good. tried a ciggie again. note to self: do not ever try dunhill reds. pure toxic. any how. don try smoking oso.

took dumb photos. dono if the hong has uploaded.

4.30 am. drive back down to kch.

5.am reach home


8 am. kinda awake.

9.45 updating this blog coz i felt like it.

bleh

-wei-

ps: i am bored.

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

22

birthday was yesterday. got plastered. slighly...wait...no, quite badly actually. but not as bad as christmas. my tolerence level went up slightly. or maybe coz she wasnt there. ahhaha

anyway. stopping work soon. in about a weeks time. so can prepare for cny mar. a bit alang alang...but bleh. i guess i wont b OT-ing much liaw. was told this week OT den next week no more. so leng la me. hahaha

..sleep sounds so good. and so does puking. hungry too. gah...i go eat la...

cyas.

-wei-

Sunday, January 06, 2008

The year. To be.

As there are 4 quarters in the year, each quarter shall have a theme. I intend to use this year a the beginning for everythign. a launch pad for my walk back.

Apparantly, its bye bye pessimistic, evil, wet towel wei, and hi bright cheery loveable and friendly wei. yea.

The first quarter shall be faith. The second hope. the third forgiveness. the fourth and final quarter is happiness.

This would chronicle this years' walk in faith and my rebound back from all the crap I have been through in 2006 and 2007.

Also, I will present the planned resolutions, whihc will take effect on January 14. Yes. I kno its two weeks late. But my year always starts on January 14, coz its my birthday ! So remember the date ok? I dont expect presents, but you may leave a cheque in my name. *wink*


K la. this is all.

Oh, the lollipop boy shall have its own blog.
A foray into humor (all forms of satire and all that included). I need co-writers. And voice actors and artists. (this is volunteer work ok? A good chance to show your funny side also!!)

I'm not very creative about the name also.


Owh, I'm sure you're wondering who's the lollipop boy. The lollipop boy is a lollipop loving annoying brat who thinks that world revolves around him. (you may say he is similar to me, but then again, I'm more evil then funny.)


=P

tata!

-wei-

Saturday, January 05, 2008

Recap of 2007

I’ll just put a rough thing in. I really have no idea of what happened during the year.

January


Celebrated New Year.

Birthday sleepover at Damai Lagoon.

First Job (that’s more like December 2006 but still the same la)

First blood testing thing. I’m alright except for the cholesterol and some other stuff.

Someone left for Melbourne.


Feb


First operation I went through. I mean an actually one which involved being under the surgeon’s knife. My right thumb. Villoglandular synovitis. A nice tumor…I was told.

Uni started.


Mar

Realized how the people you thought you could rely on are actually not. Maybe I;m being over sensitive. Got the bandage removed. I know have some fine and sexy lookin stitches and a nice line on me thumb. Lost some mobility coz I didn’t bother to move the joint abit.


April


Nothing significant happened. Oh yea. there is. I got really angry at them. The longer I remain here…the worse the problem gets. I don’t think anymore. I KNOW.


July

The lollipop boy makes his return.

Think the Singapore trip is somewhere here. Bleh. Too short. Must have longer ones.


November


The lollipop boy returns yet again.

Exams.

Work.

December

Back to old workplace again.

Got wasted. On Christmas and NewYear’s eve. The latter not so bad la.

Monday, December 31, 2007

=)

HAPPY NEW YEAR PEOPLE!!!!!!!!!!!

YAY!!!!!

Friday, December 28, 2007

Update in a few days.

Been hogged up by OT, and getting wasted on xmas.

Will update. I'll try keep it as nonPG and as PC as I can get. Dont blame me ifI go overboard. Its wei we're talking about here remember? Its all about me. Hence Wei-izm.

Outline of the update.
semi chronological look at this year as it is, from my birthday till the end of december.

then a look at teh 21 years of my life. Right before my 22nd hits me in the head with a sledgehammer. 2-2 sounds good. yea. hhahahah

What else. Probably a rant on why you should and should not work during holidays. Haha

Some Pics coming up and prolly a vid or two. will see about it. yea?

ok. all done. so be ready.

coz on earth...everyone can hear you scream (yea I know..lame tagline..took it off AvP )

muahahahha

-the wei-

Wednesday, December 12, 2007

I AM BACK!!!!!

1. from the cpa camp
2. from OT-ing at "the office"
3. to blogging
4. and finally to bluffing ppl.


heheheh!!!

camp was ok la. not "da bomb" just ok.
works fine. OT is fun. i mean it. feels good to actually feel tired for once.

work is fun/...why? its near the heart of the city...yea!!! and more handphone galore...k850 is in kch!!!! saw it..din molest it tho...too exp. still. ill wait..but it's gonna b common. and knowing me...ild rather have uncommon than common.

might downgrade the mobile instead. will update more. damn joystick is become sad stick.

mite b building a new computer setup. no confirmation. need money. hence OT mania.

wad else. oh..apparantly i sounds drop dead sexy when i speak in mandarin. and apparantly...i look like im in my mid 20's...

i feel so mature bebeh!!!!


the wei shall speak in a low voice coz it potrays confidence and sexiness. mebe i shud provide a audio clip. but it doesnt do me justice. wanna verify the sexu voice? drop me a email. then we can go coffee and enjoy listening to my voice (make sure I'm kinda sleepy..coz when im blur, the sexiness is more pronounced...juz dont rape me coz u find my voice too damn sexy ok? juz coz i blur don mean i consent.). yea...im egoistic..i love myself...alot. deal with it. =)

why the heck is me comp lagging when im typing this?!?

bleh. its a sign. ok..back to scheduling.

i love overtime. its like shooting up the entire gta city and getting away with it.

Saturday, November 24, 2007

2 left

tax and ict.
yea
after that..short camp.
then work.

then final sem (hopefully and most likely)
then. life begins from there on.


owh well.
smile anyhow.

Saturday, November 03, 2007

Swinburne Sarawak Prom Night 2007: Frozen in Time Photographs

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Here are some samples of the prom night photos taken by Julio of LeoRon Photograhy. Photos have been provided courtesy of LeoRon Photography.

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Thursday, November 01, 2007

fucking rejected

mcb...din get the intership. not surprised also.

I suppose that my results werent so great anyway. No idea what to expect. Anyways, screw it. Can still get a job somewhere else. Though the pay would be smaller...but still...its work.

Not thinking of joining accounting firms after grad. Maybe I should look at other alternatives. or pick up another degree or something. I know for sure one firm I will no apply to already. Doubt They'll even want to look at me sad resume. AH...what the fuck la. gotta work harder...i keep saying that. Maybe if I keep repeating it, I'll start to believe in it. yea?

Ladida. hehehe...

go watch knocked up. "explicit" scenese in there..childbirth for example, and preggers sex...

good for all those with the "odd" fetishes. *shivers*

=)

Friday, October 26, 2007

post number 71

wee!!! i went past 69!!!! damn its 71 now!! woo hooo!!!!

bleh

was at tun jugah, checked out new housings for me mobile, actually more like mobiles with that colour. the white/silver is old, i tink maroon red is the new one.

figured while i wait for the W960 to come to our Malaysia shore and decide to drop in the price, i'll just go do some modding on the current mobile. tink i kinda screwed it up a bit recently..n,,,hols coming..mods coming !!! btw, anyone have a 2nd hand k750 they wanna sell for dirt cheap? i want one for me experiments..dont mind the scratches, coz i wanna change the housing also.

gona go town to scout. prolly mite find one in "good" condition enought for me to consider. the current price of the new one is around 500-600. hopefully can get a second hand for like 100 -200. too high expectation, no?

check these links then tell me which colour is better.
maroon
http://www.lelong.com.my/Auc/List/
2007-11DeSale8676030_AUCTION__Sony_Ericsson_K750_Red_Maroon_Housing_Grade_AAA_DIY_.htm

white/silver
http://www.lelong.com.my/Auc/List/2007-10DSale8477535.htm


din go snap the pics...
anyway..prices are round rm65
and i want a new pair of earphones too..not just for me mobile.
the mobile can have a cheaper pair..or i could juzt go with an adapter, and buy a new one for the mp3 player and use it for both. sounds smart.

now gona go do mp3 hunting also. my tx is dying...=(

looking at other creatives, the 2GB WAV is estimated to cost rm408 (accoridng to cnet asia) then, theres the zen stone plus, a cute lil pebble like thing which isnt as cools as the shuffle. cost 225. has a screen tho. but..urgh... owh..theres the neeon 2...but kinda old liaw. so bleh.

hais..i want the new nano!!!! or the onw with the touch screen. then again, i can just save it all for the 8 gig w960 whcih come with touch screen...and is kinda like a P1i. hmmm..i tink i can wait. but the earphones mite not...and i want a new housing!!!!

argh.

i know im indecisive. so bleh

heheh

-wei-

Thursday, October 25, 2007

its time for cock talk!

Prom’s tomorrow.

Gonna wear same old outfit as I tink 2 year’s ago..wait..fuck..tak boleh la!! Damn tight ki….

Nm..gona wear my baju kerja then.

Went baju shopping and found one lovely shirt…price was lovely too…me tinks its unh…rm195…damn…dat’s like my month’s part time pay and with some unh over time nia…ccb…

Contemplating gpoin gym..yes I know same old story

But since hols..and im working..dono wanna do at in the evenings le…stay at home watch tv? Boring…play pc games…bleh..later me comp go on strike. Summore..gona become buta if I keep confining meself to the comp…

I NEED TO MAKE MORE FRIENDS!!!! Maybe I should go clubbing? But really not interested le..don like “small” places…I like them big…dark..and..NOT SMOKEY!! Fucking ciggies make me wanna puke like dono wad.

MMM..thiking of sum other stuff…

Owh. Which is worse? Being stupid but act smart. Or smart but act stupid? Hmmm…

On another point..they say that, if u don’t open your mouth, nobody wiff know if you are a fool, but when u open they can tell. Thinking of wad me fren said. Maybe that would explain why I am so quiet.

Oh yea. Another thing. Purple is so gona be my new favourite.

*wink wink*

k...enough dosage of cock talk to you all…tata!

-wei-