Highlights of the trip to johor & singapore. actually more like highlights of my thoughts then. the following are my thoughts and observations and opinions and serve as my own and not as of the general public.
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in the airport
wei: smile
air stewardess: smile back
wei: so...whats the in flight movie?
air stewardess: apa cakep dia?
wei: ... not syok...
wei: smile
girl: smile
wei: hi, i'm wei.
girl: continues smiling. i'm girl.
girl: giggles.
wei: sees teeth...is that a piece of chilli on the teeth...?!?!!? and is that froth from the coffee on the upper lip?!!?
wei: err..nice to meet you...i gtg. smiles...RUNS!!
on the flight to johor.
sits at the emergency door exit. notices a sign that says, children not allowed to be seated here.
hrmmm...children...we're all somebody's child...so...unh...wtf?!
nm..sits till song song...damn chair cannot recline. beh song ki..fidgets.
front row seats filled with..them..ewww...argh!!! kill them!!!! jk jk.
air asia air stewardess walks around with food.
stewardess: sir would you like something to eat?
wei: yea. a nasi lemak pleasestewardess: i'm sorry but we dont have nasi lemak right now.
wei: oh..ok..forget it. =)
stewardess: =)
walks away.
wei rubs eyes for a while. OMG the airstewardess damn kinky wan!!!!! wear tight tight annen show undie line!!! lucky i din order..or else vomit ki...ewww...
toilet time
in toilet. a sign says: for the convienince of the next user please wipe the sink with a towel after use and dispose of it. no towels at all...use tissue...damn airline cant differentiate between towel and tissue.
looks at toilet bowl..knn..who the bugger go throw paper in the damn thing? wont get stuck meh? nm..we try...pang jio time!!! flush...damn..still din go down. aih...not my fault la.
suddenly remembers stories bout ppl having sex on airplanes...and in the toilet summore...trys to imagine. ergh..disgusting...damn cramped..how to hump hump? those nutters.
upon landing in johor.
i tink i landed in a kelapa sawit.palm oil plantation. hrmmm.
walks out of plane...sees THAT airstewardess again...feel like tellin her bout her VPL. then again..could get sued for harrasment. better not.
ok..time for a long car ride to singapore.
no mean thoughts till reach singapore. got also...i forgot ki.
in singapore.
walking around. at some street. cant remember..i noe its near an interchange du si. sees 3 women. in black. looks around...controls temptation to shout. =) . black ghost!!! nyahaha!!! penguin...with more feathers!! cant see beak!
walks around..sees alot of syt...shit. alot of them damn young annen dress lidat. wanna peng.
goes to buy lamb shank. ccb..S$9. FUCKING CHEAP!!!!! even kch dont have that cheap...big summore the portion. damn man. wahahah
takes mrt.
goes into tunnel. looks opposite. cute chick in white. next to her some aunty. bleh. takes out handphone to play wif. sudenly feel like vomiting. THE AUNTIE DONO HOW TO SIT. shocked and feel reli disgusted. decide to close eyes till next stop. open eyes. auntie smiles. dono how to react. still in shock. keeps quiet. reaches destination all get off. auntie waks ahead. wei stays as far back as possible. eek...
walks to cousin's place. hmm...looks at bus stop. OMG LODGIANS HAVE FUCKING INVADED SINGAPORE~! actually more like the school uniform la. see bunch of buys in the light blue/factory worker trousers. ccb...dono who rip who off. hais. school uniform oso need to copy. ish.
reaches cousin's place. wah lau...2 dc5 parked opposite each other...sui sui summore the color and vynils. hmm..ricer. hahah. arrives at unit.
makan time.
lamb's good. feelin damn syok.
NEXT DAY
goes to novena...den to vivocty.
novena...nothing much...omost walked to the aerobridge linking the hospital wan. felt stupid. oh..the korean shop and jappy shop. hahah
in vivocity. sees this coolingness booth $10 or sumthign for express haircut wan. bleh. walks around. sees summore tellybunnies. shiet man...suddenly so many appear. walks to upper level. syok...SINGAPORE HAS BOOST JUICE!!!!!!! wahahah...walks around to the cenima. hmm..some ang mo suddenly walks fst fast to this girl and hugs her...me over there...ish...sien...don wan feel so lonely...walk off. not enuf time to cover the whole place. oh...theres the mussel shop.eff la..no time. I LOVE SHELLFISH COZ I SELFISH.=) ok..thats lame. forget it.
wasnt evil for a day. I feel SO DAMN GOOD. =)
den next day...bek to johor.
at jusco
maxis guy(chinese): hi. kamu ada maxis?
wei: ...*knn...not agian...* yea
MG: oh. postpaid ka prepaid.
wei: unh post paid.
MG: oh. boh sim ki. wahhah unh...ada subsidiary line ka
wei: sorry? unh what?
MG: subsidiary line ada ka?
wei:oh..yea. got already. *smiles* walk off
walks summore along...some creditcard company guy decides to try to make a client out of me
CCG: hi sir, credit card sir?
wei: unh...NO
CCG: but its good sir. u can buy things online.
wei: yea..and your paying for my bills right?
CCG:unh..no.
wei: then i guess tats a no for the credit card then. wahahahhaah
lesson of the day. when they ask u to buy something. say u already have. wahahha
off to airport we go...
johor airport
walks around...starts sneezing, gah! dammit...cant tok ki...mnose running like mad. nm walks to famous amos.
sounds a bit blur blur
cookie guy: hi sir, would you like some cookies
wei: unh...ill have a look. do you have mixed baG?
cookie guy: yea. here.
wei: hmm..too much le..how to finish?
cookie guy: or u want me to pack u a new one? freshly made. i help u mix sir
wei:okie. unh..i want a small one.
cookie guy: what size? 200 g 100 g?100g too small sir..got nothing inside to eat later la.
wei: yea. gimmie 200 gramm la.
cookie guy: *prolly thinks he won me over* okies. i mix for u ar sir.*i tink he's a bit too friendly...*
wei:*smile*
cookie guy. here ur cookies. have a nice trip.
wei: yea. thanks.
hmm. boarding time.
then bek to kuching. the flight bek was uneventful. boring la. ahhah
so that the highlights la. nothing much. self censored alot. =)
-wei-