kuku=nail. not cukoo..u kookoociawless ass!

bleh. sien. hehe

im getting sick of getting calls from people who dont bloody know how to make phone calls. bloody buggers. i tink i need to suggest to out loving people in the gahmen to educate thier people hjow to actually carry out a proper conversation.

first things first. when you make a phone call, introduce yourself. DO NOT ASK " WHO IS THIS!?!?!" in a tone that will fucking make you regret that you were ever fucking born.

second. do apologize if you made a wrong call.

third. wait till the respondant hangs up, then you hang up.

and bloody speak properly and dont try to cover your mouth when you talk, its actually amplifying your conversation. and no..the whole bloody world doesnt want to know that you fucked a door knob and then proceeded to get some funky disease afterthat. bloody hell.

im in the mood to publicise the numbers of those idiots who cant even say a proper "hello, can i speak to so and so, and oh,thank you"

i mean, dont fucking call and go " hello!!! siapa ni!" then hang up when its not the bloody person you want to reach. what is so damn hard about making a single decent conversation, im not gonna kill you if u called the wrong number (this will not be the same if i were in an exam and the damn phone vibrates like the lil pink plastic vibrator dat im gonna stick up your ass if i ever meet you.)

and if you cant hear me, say you cant la...dont go HA?!?!?!...ha me for wad? what purpose will it do? i wont bloody go explain myself again.

ok. back to the issue. some fucktard ah beng possibly or mebe some disgruntled kukuciawless wanna be beta male (KKCLWBM) decided to make a phone call. guess who he called. ME!

i though it was some serious matter, so pick up the phone,

wei:hello? (btw im in a bloody lecture).
KKCLWBM: *no sound*
wei: hello?
KKCLWBM: SIAPA NI?!?! *shouts into phone*
wei:wtf? MAHATHIR!
KKCLWBM: *hangs up*

hmmm...i wonder is it the fact that i used the name Mahathir? damn power. retard forgot that he called a mobile. so i have his number. anyone up for prank calls?

pm me for his number. wakakkaa

moral of the story: dont fucking shout at me while your on the phone. do that and ill fucking make sure you will dread the day you were born.

on another note. if it were the scammers....those that kennysia encountered. ill probably do this

scammer: can u speak mandarin
me: unh yea
scammer: good...blah blah blah blah,
me: oh....yea...oh ok!

den ill wait a few days for them to call me and tok bout getting my gift.

so i guess its gonna go like this
scammer: congrags! you won... blah blah blha
me: yea? OMG!!! IM A MILLIONAIRE!!!! owh wait...wrong competition...what did i win?
scamer: blah blah blah...gold...blah blah...money...blah blah.
me: owh reli? im in genting right now. wait..ill go over and get it...*pretends to be so excited and then suddenly..go..* OI! WHAT FUCKING CEREMONY?!!? BLOODY LIAR! IM OUTSIDE THE ROOM AND ITS EMPTY!!!! OI! WHERES MY MONEY?
scammer: prolly hang up

hmm..heheh


on another note...


i remember recieving calls like this in the morning during the term break
caller: hello? is mr so and so in?
me: unh no. wrong number
caller: oh. sorry. btw...how can i call this fellow?
me: unh i donno?
caller: lemme see...this is the number right? 012-88*****6
me: unh yea...
caller: cant be le..its so and so's number
me: unh..no...its mine
caller: oh..when u get it? long ago?
me: yea...
caller: oh..sorry then...thanks anyway...

then bugger calls back again in 5 minutes...ish..

but then ill answer nicely..why? HE CAN SPEAK PROPERLY!!!

hais...this is a failure of the moral education la...wait...a failure of the whole system..coz...its seems that many organizations do not know how to speak with proper etiquette. ish...

i tink they should all enrol for SWK 2001 and SWK2002. business communication skills and workplace communication skills.
and make sure they enrol in swinburne sarawak (SSUT). why? so if i get a call like the mahathir call again...i can find you...and i will make you cry as if you just got a piledriver pounding your ass.

muahahaha...

nyek nyek nyek

2nd weeks almost over. still clueless.

taking 3 subs. more freedom. but comes with a price. damn. =(

project 3.5 is on. screw 3.0. its not enough. nyahahahah!! meaning 2 D one C. minimum. owh well. at least i've started.

tax looks lovely. so lovely that if it was the hottest girl on the block, ill get down on my knees and propose to her. hmm...furry....


owh. im cutting down on profanity. so if i say furry...its an alternative. nothing to do with excess hair on a person's body. im not that kinky. =)

waiting for the new system. prolly in the 4th week of the term..so thats like in 2 weeks time. furry...need money liaw. cacated. argh!!!

w960 and k850 comin out!!!! i so want both. obsessesed with getting new mobiles.

been observing people of late. seems to me like the trend is towards china-ification. i need to go mandarin lessons liaw.

funny. i seem so quiet. people are actually scared of me.

my new theory

quiet=scary
noisy=not scary
scary=stalker/murderer/rapist
not scary=friend

hmmm..interesting
please. do not be afraid. im just quiet coz im thinking...or prolly plotting to do something evil....jk jk

im so friendly...even the dogs come to me automatically as though im a meat vending machine.
that sounds so wrong. hahahah


found a shortcut from king's centre to friendship park. requires passing through gardenia court...unh..kampung tabuan dayak.

anyone wanna join me for a walk sometime? wahahaha.

bleh. wakakak.


go listen to john mayer-comfortable. if you want it and cant find it, drop me a line.

planning to dispose of the 012 number..but its nice wor...hais...retaining the 019 and getting a 016. dont ask me why i want so many numbers. its not coz im rich. i just want it.

=)

-wei-

8 habits tag thingy...

done this a while back. i tink its in the archive...if ur free and bored enuf to find it go ahead then tell me if got diff k? was asked to do it again. so i do lo...



Here are the rules:
- Each blogger must post this rules first.
- Each blogger starts with eight random facts/habits about themselves.
- Bloggers that are tagged need to write down their own blog about their eight things and post these rules. And the end of your blog, you need to choose eight people to get tagged and list their names.
- Don't forget to leave them a comment telling them they're tagged and to read your blog.

1. i am indecisive and rather cynical
2. i am easily bored and easily annoyed
3. i like to eat
4. i am playful. not studious. screw u if u think im a read book kid.
5. i learn better by doing it.
6. i love to drive recklessly when im alone in the car...adrenaline rush
7. i am scared of heights. so don't fucking make me stay more than 5 stories up.
8. i am sleepy right now. hahahaha


i tag....whoever still reads....just started reading...or is bored enuf.

Predictions bout the new Potter book.

Harry Potter spoilers/rumours causing so much problem.

Sien la…no life la these ppl…nm…since im pretty much bored.(I finished reading james patterson’s lifeguard…prefer the jester)

Ok…so heres whats gonna happen in the book…according to ME~!.

Warning: this is merely what can be considered as fan fiction..to a slightly perverted degree. No?

My predictions are as follows.

1. in the beginning of the book…the weasleys will meet up with the dursleys...is that the name (harry’s uncle and auntie. A dark family secret will be revealed there and then. Something to do with aunt petunia and a relative of the weasleys.
2. cho chang will elope with harry after harry discovers this disturbing secret. They both run to some mysterious island off the coast of Sabah.
3. Hermione and Ron try to stop them, only to no avail.
4. Hermione then gets frustrated and angry at Ron for not doin anything. And reveals that all her affection for him (Ron) and time spent with him was wasted, as he cannot do anything to help her at all.
5. Ron is shocked and tries to comfort her, only to be pushed off the Thames bridge.
6. Dumbledore appears to Harry in his dream and tells Harry to think carefully what he is doing.
7. Harry wakes up in cold sweat.looks next to him and sees Cho Chang I the next bed. Walks over to tries to wake her up..but she doesn’t.
8. Harry runs away and tries to hide in Hogwarts.
9. Snape appears to Harry and cries for mercy. Harry whacks Snape. For some odd reason…he feels no conscience.
10. Harry looks into a mirror and sees himself, not just as Harry, but also as Tom.
11. Tom will only be killed by the kin of Harry.
12. The death of Tom will not occur…as Cho Chang has been killed.
13. Harry falls into a trap.
14. Tom enters Harry’s mind once again, and sees how Snape killed Dumbledore. And also the latest appearance.
15. He uses Harry’s body to kill Snape…but he fails. Snape in a battered state cast his spell and causes both Tom and Harry to go into a comatose state.
16. Snape then exorcises Tom’s soul into a dead serpant. The serpant comes to life.
17. Snape then uses an unknown magic spell to reverse time. But is stopped somehow by Hermione
18. Hermione wakes Harry up. Harry then breaks into Snapes mind.
19. while breaking into Snape mind…harry becomes exteremly powerful…and manages to not only to break into Snape’s mind but to destroy it.
20. The realization that the half blood prince is in fact part of Tom surprises him.
21. Dudley appears into the picture…
22. Dudley screams after seeing Snape go crazy crying “ Father!! What have they done to you?!!”

I guess u guys know where this is gonna go to liaw la hor?

hahaha

johor/singapore trip

Highlights of the trip to johor & singapore. actually more like highlights of my thoughts then. the following are my thoughts and observations and opinions and serve as my own and not as of the general public.


CAUTION: THIS MAY BE A EXTEREMLY RACIST AND RELIGION-PHOBIC POST. IF YOU FEEL THAT YOU MAY BE INSULTED, PLEASE GO SURF SOME OTHER WEBSITES. IF YOU FEEL LIKE YOU WILL NOT BE BOTHERED. CONTIUNUE READING. IF YOU ARE FROM ISA OR HTE SYARIAH COURT, I HAVE WARNED YOU. THIS IS MAY BE RACIST AND RELIGION-PHOBIC.

PLEASE BE ADVISED THAT THE AUTHOR WILL BEAR NO LIABILITY FOR ANY RIOTS, INJURIES, FRUSTRATION, LACK OF SEX DRIVE AND DEATH OF YOUR SEX LIFE.

WITH THIS MADE CLEAR YOU MAY PROCEED.

THANK YOU.

in the airport

wei: smile
air stewardess: smile back
wei: so...whats the in flight movie?
air stewardess: apa cakep dia?
wei: ... not syok...

wei: smile
girl: smile
wei: hi, i'm wei.
girl: continues smiling. i'm girl.
girl: giggles.
wei: sees teeth...is that a piece of chilli on the teeth...?!?!!? and is that froth from the coffee on the upper lip?!!?
wei: err..nice to meet you...i gtg. smiles...RUNS!!


on the flight to johor.

sits at the emergency door exit. notices a sign that says, children not allowed to be seated here.
hrmmm...children...we're all somebody's child...so...unh...wtf?!

nm..sits till song song...damn chair cannot recline. beh song ki..fidgets.

front row seats filled with..them..ewww...argh!!! kill them!!!! jk jk.

air asia air stewardess walks around with food.

stewardess: sir would you like something to eat?
wei: yea. a nasi lemak pleasestewardess: i'm sorry but we dont have nasi lemak right now.
wei: oh..ok..forget it. =)
stewardess: =)

walks away.
wei rubs eyes for a while. OMG the airstewardess damn kinky wan!!!!! wear tight tight annen show undie line!!! lucky i din order..or else vomit ki...ewww...


toilet time
in toilet. a sign says: for the convienince of the next user please wipe the sink with a towel after use and dispose of it. no towels at all...use tissue...damn airline cant differentiate between towel and tissue.

looks at toilet bowl..knn..who the bugger go throw paper in the damn thing? wont get stuck meh? nm..we try...pang jio time!!! flush...damn..still din go down. aih...not my fault la.

suddenly remembers stories bout ppl having sex on airplanes...and in the toilet summore...trys to imagine. ergh..disgusting...damn cramped..how to hump hump? those nutters.

upon landing in johor.

i tink i landed in a kelapa sawit.palm oil plantation. hrmmm.
walks out of plane...sees THAT airstewardess again...feel like tellin her bout her VPL. then again..could get sued for harrasment. better not.

ok..time for a long car ride to singapore.

no mean thoughts till reach singapore. got also...i forgot ki.


in singapore.

walking around. at some street. cant remember..i noe its near an interchange du si. sees 3 women. in black. looks around...controls temptation to shout. =) . black ghost!!! nyahaha!!! penguin...with more feathers!! cant see beak!

walks around..sees alot of syt...shit. alot of them damn young annen dress lidat. wanna peng.

goes to buy lamb shank. ccb..S$9. FUCKING CHEAP!!!!! even kch dont have that cheap...big summore the portion. damn man. wahahah


takes mrt.

goes into tunnel. looks opposite. cute chick in white. next to her some aunty. bleh. takes out handphone to play wif. sudenly feel like vomiting. THE AUNTIE DONO HOW TO SIT. shocked and feel reli disgusted. decide to close eyes till next stop. open eyes. auntie smiles. dono how to react. still in shock. keeps quiet. reaches destination all get off. auntie waks ahead. wei stays as far back as possible. eek...

walks to cousin's place. hmm...looks at bus stop. OMG LODGIANS HAVE FUCKING INVADED SINGAPORE~! actually more like the school uniform la. see bunch of buys in the light blue/factory worker trousers. ccb...dono who rip who off. hais. school uniform oso need to copy. ish.

reaches cousin's place. wah lau...2 dc5 parked opposite each other...sui sui summore the color and vynils. hmm..ricer. hahah. arrives at unit.

makan time.

lamb's good. feelin damn syok.


NEXT DAY

goes to novena...den to vivocty.

novena...nothing much...omost walked to the aerobridge linking the hospital wan. felt stupid. oh..the korean shop and jappy shop. hahah

in vivocity. sees this coolingness booth $10 or sumthign for express haircut wan. bleh. walks around. sees summore tellybunnies. shiet man...suddenly so many appear. walks to upper level. syok...SINGAPORE HAS BOOST JUICE!!!!!!! wahahah...walks around to the cenima. hmm..some ang mo suddenly walks fst fast to this girl and hugs her...me over there...ish...sien...don wan feel so lonely...walk off. not enuf time to cover the whole place. oh...theres the mussel shop.eff la..no time. I LOVE SHELLFISH COZ I SELFISH.=) ok..thats lame. forget it.

wasnt evil for a day. I feel SO DAMN GOOD. =)


den next day...bek to johor.

at jusco
maxis guy(chinese): hi. kamu ada maxis?
wei: ...*knn...not agian...* yea
MG: oh. postpaid ka prepaid.
wei: unh post paid.
MG: oh. boh sim ki. wahhah unh...ada subsidiary line ka
wei: sorry? unh what?
MG: subsidiary line ada ka?
wei:oh..yea. got already. *smiles* walk off

walks summore along...some creditcard company guy decides to try to make a client out of me

CCG: hi sir, credit card sir?
wei: unh...NO
CCG: but its good sir. u can buy things online.
wei: yea..and your paying for my bills right?
CCG:unh..no.
wei: then i guess tats a no for the credit card then. wahahahhaah

lesson of the day. when they ask u to buy something. say u already have. wahahha

off to airport we go...

johor airport
walks around...starts sneezing, gah! dammit...cant tok ki...mnose running like mad. nm walks to famous amos.
sounds a bit blur blur

cookie guy: hi sir, would you like some cookies
wei: unh...ill have a look. do you have mixed baG?
cookie guy: yea. here.
wei: hmm..too much le..how to finish?
cookie guy: or u want me to pack u a new one? freshly made. i help u mix sir
wei:okie. unh..i want a small one.
cookie guy: what size? 200 g 100 g?100g too small sir..got nothing inside to eat later la.
wei: yea. gimmie 200 gramm la.
cookie guy: *prolly thinks he won me over* okies. i mix for u ar sir.*i tink he's a bit too friendly...*
wei:*smile*
cookie guy. here ur cookies. have a nice trip.
wei: yea. thanks.

hmm. boarding time.


then bek to kuching. the flight bek was uneventful. boring la. ahhah

so that the highlights la. nothing much. self censored alot. =)

-wei-

freedom

lalalalalal

exams over.

dats bout it.

ekeke...singapore here i come!!!

yeah!!!

i give up

i give up...
im tired of all this.
too many problems and distractions...

why does it always have to repeat itself every year?

kinda paranoid.

scared its gonna strike again..effing "curse" ccb....gah...mite need more time...but i dont...

pray you say? yea...pray for me then.

come hols...this blog gonna b my testament to getting back into shape.

yea... hopefully in a year (less if possible..i'ld like 3 months or even better if 1 and a half months) i'll be able to wear 29's again. yes..i used to use 29...that was in F3...but then..i was gaining weight already...so unh...maybe i should aim for unh...28 as the outcome?

swimming...and derno wad else...might need a trainer.
and some one to help me plan my diet. and unh...yea...

oh well...

gtg...bek to auditing...

Gone fishing…

For a fish that will bring me happiness and okui to accompany it.

They say happiness is a fish that you cannot catch….but I’ll go catch that fish named happiness and make it mine. And then I will have an okui and make it play with my fish named happiness. Then Ill have JOY and HAPPINESS!!

the story of the right thumb

=)

Right. Havent really posted an entry for quite a bit. I’ll do this one post ok? I wont be to detailed coz Im a bit lazy and I wanna do my audit k? Want details,email me or msn me.

For all of you that know, my right thumb is healthy again!!! For those who just found out that theres something wrong with my right thumb, stay tuned.

I had some growth on my right thumb for quite a bit, I think I discovered it in late August or September last year. Wait..when was my Singapore trip last year? Around middle of last year la I think. It was on the joint.(knuckle). Originally thought its okla...no big deal..but it started to slowly get bigger and up to the point that it was so damn irritating., and my thumb print got blurry. Its not a ganglion cyst by the way.

See the two lumps? Its not in the centre la…

So went to do a check up after Chinese New Year. Just for the sake of it. The doctor/surgeon recognized me. I was his patient before. Kekeke. He decided to cut the thumb open so he can check to see what it was as he also wasn’t too sure. So the operation was scheduled the next day. Take note. This all happened the first week of Uni.

The operation was close to an hour long, and I was awake. It wasn’t fun. He cut till the bone I think..can feel him moving about to get the growth out. Nurse said the results would be out in two weeks. And for the time being my thumb had to be bandaged.

The bandage was damn tight, and my thumb was numb for a bit…

So it was two weeks later, after 4 dressing changes and all that, the stitches got removed…YAY!!!

Bout 6 stitches..farking painful to remove la..

The end process slather it with some antiseptic ointment.

Ok..Story Finished. My thumbs fine liaw...need to get to work.

Let the battle begin

Stop whining...are you MAN enough to take the challenge?

If you want to complain or whine, stay at home, put on that dress that you bought and start using your make up. Even the girls have more balls than you.

So...grab your balls, push your chest out, suck your fat assed tummy in and march out there and be a MAN.

YEA!!!

bb down

why the hell is bb oways down? wads wif swin swak server systems? hmmm...is the bb system hosted by the sarawak side or is it hosted on another server...non malaysian? the aussie bb seems to have no prob...knnccb.

project 3.0 reloaded

Dont need to say much.

project 3.0 almost achieved last sem, this sem MUST achieve, target is 3.5 but its still a bit off so, I figured I'll hit 3.0 ferst

Happy Valentines Day

To those who are goin for dinner and to have happy time..*wink wink* eat slowly and drive safely.

To those goin clubbing...have a great time, and dont get too drink

To those with no dates, try harder, or just go out with the gang.

To those who are not bothered by the fact that its just another comerciallized activity by a capitalist economy that derives pleasure in making the people poorer fo the so called sake of love. Good on you.

And oh...guys, if you forgot your presents, (if you're working..take a half day off..prepare the stuff or if still no time, quickly drive to parkson..its open till 11...wahhaha...or..buy her a box of oranges, it will come in very handy (for her to throw at you) (oh..last time rite..the chinese valentine..they throw orange wan le...so lidat la...be more un..unique)

I'll writesome stuff bout valentine's eve after this blows over..bleh..ehhe

Found this on my comp..apparantly its almost a year old,4 days short.

Of Dialects, Girls, and School

Was having catching up with a friend on matters…

1.dialects, Singapore…blah blah…kch …holland v…series…

2.curtin and some unis…

3.girls

4.cars.

wei: shit la…hols omost over liaw

Friend: I want to find a a girlfriend that is low maintaince, doesn’t give a damn much about critisim…and in fact…fires back critisim, and is open

Wei: If you want to find a girlfriend that is low maintaince, doesn’t give a damn much about critisim…and in fact…fires back critisim, and is open…I think, you better turn gay la…I doubt any girls will qualify.

Unh…FYI this convy is kinda accurate to a point la…

I'm Back!!!

Actually just been lazy...


Gone CNY shopping yet?
I couldnt be bothered to get new stuff...kinda pointless when u can buy a new shirt any given sunday...

anyway..I found some interestinglooking stuff..ranging from the sumo underwear( unh..its really sumo..sizes L-XXXXL....meaning..waist line is round at least 34 inches onwards. go figure

Annen, I found this interesting pair of undies, I was bored when i was looking at the box...saw some interesting stuff on it.

ok ar.. read the last line..heheh



TADAA!!!

Boxers that have a opening ready!! Owh..umm..u can see the brand la...

What this good for?

1. when you need to piss just..slide it to the opening and release!!
2. got better air flow...umm..more unh...comfortable
3. since got opening...no need to take off whole thing liaw mar..so ahem ahem...*wink wink*

okla...I'm bored..and if you're wondering why the photos seem to have lines...I also dont know why...my cam a bit sot ki...

so..if you've liked this post, please donate to the wei-izm k800i and Sony Cybershot T10 charity fund. =)


hehehe..

okui's in aussie land liaw

*sob* no okui to play wif any more...bleh...I WANT MY OKUI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


*stomps and throws tantrum*

=)

thanks hon for the okui shell. =) hehehe

its my 21st..hrmm...
nothing much to announce...hahaha

got like 2 hourss left..its 10:19 at the time I'm posting this


to all that gave the pressies and came to damai lagoon wif us...thanks...

to all who wished me happy birthday..thank you alot...

and to that special someone...thank you for all the presents you gave as well as all the memories and also for being wif me the whole time...I hope my wish certainly comes true. =)

I'll probably update about the damai trip once I'm free...and before the 24th hopefully...

Happy New Year


Currently got nothing much to update about.

Kinda packed oso la..alot of stuff to do..
Must finish by the 22nd Jan...hopefully before the 18th can finish la...but donola...bleh


damn..gonna miss her...less than a month left...owh well..

Merry Christmas

Im feeling lazy to post..so Ill just wish everyone a MERRY CHRISTMAS AND A HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!

*fireworks*