so how now wei?

so how now? im not going to mope. im not going to get stuck her elike this. im gona mve along move along...

motto number
1: find a new purpose
2. be spontaneous
3. find fun in everything.
4. be easily excited.
5. dont fucking give up

so...what shall i do this year?
rainforest.
hash running
random dating
lose 10 kilos? will see to that..get fit more like it
try not to pick up some unhealthy habits...somehow beginning to doubt i can put down what i pick up.
pass the cpa papers
to have more confidence in myself.
make new frens
befriend the colleagues. who knows...mite do me some good.
befriend the bosses. thats even better. one up!!!

shall do a mid year review to see my progress.


and oh...
i have a feeling...the winds of change are coming...


and im not asking for an angel...but it would be nice if you could let me have one close to tht...in the most human form possible. and i want a female angel..human. a male would be rather intimidating...lol. gotta wanna be like them.


im feeling greatness this year. if the tarot cards can be trustted. lol. why wait when u can speed things up? why bother to let it slowly take its course? tehn again..i dont rteally believe that we cannot create destiny. i belive we are predestined to a certain point...but we can move along move along...and alter it...after all...we are human. and we are first and foremost...MEN! lolz. ok..enuf rmbling and cock talk. time for bed.

cant sleep yet. screw it...gonna try. niteys

this my friends is a fucking joke.

oh yes. a fucking joke indeed.
oh hi all...in case u didnt already know...hanging out is perfectly fine. and its not like im seriously dating anyone...i just go out wif differnet people. i find it funny. how narrow minded people can get.

this is how i look at it
wei: oh hai. im weit
random chicj at office: oh hi. ur wei isit? oh...how are u? i heard aout u. i was told ur married.
wei: how random can this conversation get? im married? wow. i didnt even know that.
random chick: really? u mean ur not married? but but...they said ur married.
wei: oh yes. im married. to you .
random girl; lolz. are u like hitting on me?
wei: no. im not. im like going to hit u wif my rod. how would u like to have lunch? dont worry. myt "wife and mistresses" wouldnt mind. infact they welcome you to my harem.
random chick: oh...so ur really not married
wei: if i was..would u tink i wanan hit on an ugly hoe like you? dumb bitch??
random chick: oh. im sorry *runs and cries?*


another one....

wei: hi. im weii. you are?
random chick 2: hi, im eva.
wei: well eva, how's the firm treating you?
eva: fine...btw, u dont happen to be the wei do you?
wei: im sorry, i must have gotten lost somewhere. what is the wei?
eva: you know, the peop[le in the office say to stay aware of u. ur some kinda playboy. i don wanna be played.
wei: ahhh...well...im sorry. you must be mistaken. i dont play wif girls. they';re boring. i only do rich old widowed women in their mid 80's. they are better in so many ways. besides...i don like lil kids..anyone same age as me is too young. i only date older women.
eva: oh? unh...i gtg
wei: *tinks..wtf os wrong with this office and rumour mills?

lol. apparantly the tabloids are having field days.

to clear things off la.
1. im not dating anyone.
2. im still single.
3. i am not into any serious relationships. im sorry. you have to convince me that you are worth the fight.
4. i am straight. so please...do not match me wif a guy. i dont wanna get ass poked. tho i wouldnt mind poking butts.
5. i believe that theres a distinction between hanging out and dating. tho..both can be interrelated. hangin out is more casual and im not so much up for the idea of serious relationships
6. i will not give a damn anymore. i will tell my principles to fuck off and i will have you as my woman within this year. you shall be mine. i shall...in fact...brand your cute tush..and maybe tattoo my name on ur back...
7. i find tattooed chicks hot. if they smoke...or do anythign else...i can forgive them,..as long as they have a damn sexy lovely tattoo...im kinda a sucker for the tattooed innocent girl look. so....if you're an innocent girl...and you wanna get my attention..flaunt ur tattoo...and oh...btw, make sure its some funky tattoo..or else i wont give a rat;s ass

okla...
i tin somehow im a lil tipsy and a lil pissed and overall amused at this whole joke that i was told. so tatta. adious muchachos!

oh hi..im seeing someone....but we;re no dating...
and they

cny!!!

its the 5th day of cny liaw. money money money. red red red. lions tigers...dragons...oxen jade gold platinum.
u get what i mean.

work work work
i have almost hit a full 3 monhts.

any interesting stuff? ummm...derno la...
any cute chicks...unh...what i tink is cute may not be cute to u...so yea...i derno...im there to work. not find a life partner. or a partner of any sorts.

life in general? good i tink. kinda.

new year resolutions? one. not to make any resolutions and be spontaneous.
gona try some things i never would do normally. but im not too sure. all i need is that boost of confidence.

and so it is ...

apparantly i talk alot of crap when im high. ranging from drunk dialing to talking about how hot the guy/gal is at the other table and how badly i wanna shag them. kinda uintersting. apparantly bisexuality is frowned upon. but then again im actually straight and would talk random crap.

if you work hard. u deserve to play hard. yea. whatever happens outside office hours stays outside. work is work. play is play. if you see me playing. dont ask.ust know this. i cannot afford to get stressed. if i get stressed. i will jusst give up. well...kinda..so i cannot get too stressed. a bit is fine. so if you see me playing...yea...im doing it for the kicks.

dont tell me its unprofessional. how exactly is professional exactly that?
i dont say which company im from.i odnt say what my actual job is. i dont say what i do for a living or give my actual name or my main mobile number.

oh..i found a better prepaid number...considering to switch or not. haih...sien...thats wad happens when i do things for fun. dont think. just do. have fun while ur at it.

thinking too much is bad.

im caught in between wanting to go for it...or to juz lay back...be normal for a bit.

i donno if im actually ready to try it.


looking back at the past 22 years.

1. i tried clubbing/pubbing...didnt work. i find it stupid.
2. i tried puffing. apparantly...im wasting money. and doing it halfhheartedly. so screw that. i am not interested. taste horrid. isnt cool.
3. i tried some other activities. not so great stuff. kinda gets old.
4. tried working. still trying.
5. tried to be more spontaneous. not reli working.
6. tried the idea of hanging out. is great fun. kinda enjoy it.
7. tried beng myself. question is...who am i really? or am i just a great pretender?


resolutions for this year? basically the same. i tink of it as more of goals rather than resolutions...later will feel great failure if i don hit any

i'll prolly tok more crap.
try to be less loso.
be a teetletoller. however u spell it.
lose a bit of weight. start to exerciae
start a expenses journal.
eat less. kinda crazy but may just work.
work harder. travel. that inclides work related ok...
\\kk..fuckign sleepin now,
nits

im officially...almost hitting quarter life.

if i live to 100 that is. lolz.

i just turn 23. and i spent my last moments being 22...in the office. working. fauck. deliberately misspelt as i have to cut my swearing as its being very "unprofessional"

damn..that time could have been spent wif others...this rocks. on my birthday..i gotta work extr time coz of some stipid probs..then again...its my prob for not handl;ing it earlier. gah....


whyyyyyyyy???

i did what i promised to do 2 years ago. called you. i just did. for those short seconds...i hope ur happy.


like i said..its the beginning of all new adventures. so..i must try. never try. never know.

im told...we are very curious creatures...i agree...to the point that it srikes me...why am i not that curious? maybe i should try. lolz.

23 coming soon

in like 3...ok..less den 3 days.

2 pressies received. hrmm...lolz

will foto the pressies in a bit. if i have time or remember.

crap 23...thats like...7 more to 30. den i'm gona b hopefully super buff...have 15 mind blowingly hot young horny chickas...on each side. so that makes it 30 on 1. SUPER GANG BANG!

lolz.

ok..thats not one of my life goals.

effectivly means that i'm still not a vegetarian of any sort. effectively means im still a fat ass. but no worries. im still straight. sober. and don't do explicitly randoms. lol. lest i get so fucking drunk that i may even have arguments with the chair over who is a better drinker and better friend.

so effectivly 23 years of life. so what kinds of insanity and random acts have i endured? i dono...mebe a lil docile compared to others.

lets do a list sometime later. now i gota go shower. so i feel good. and sexy. thats most important. one must always feel sexy.

oh...as part of the random acts of randomess programme for the year...i got myself a retro number. digi apparantly has 010. damn...bot one out coz i tot it was retro. imagine like 10 years back..ok..maybe 15 our partents use mobikom or the atur lines...010 011 and wad not. so its like a blast from the past. and no...i didnt get a pretty number. i just wanted a 010 and a 93 or somethign lidat at the back.

lol.


tata my pretties.

and damn...funky hair girl...lol.

131: of kayus, mud and turining into a human lobster

yesterday. lovely day. i learnt something new. old shoes are no match for deep mud. and fresh mud i must add. then again. i said old shoes. go figure. i feel so sexy in the mud...fark...

apparntly forgetting to bring ur cap/topi/wadevertheheckuwannacallthethingyucoverurheadwith is a stupid thing when u go into an open yard. i repeat. stupid. and a long sleeve shirt helps protect ur skin against the harsh sun. obviously im a bit on the forgetful side]

bleh...
bb

130: merry new year!

its 130. this blog has been up for i tink 2 years now. random updates and all. have i changed? reading my older post...i tink i have. my jokes are now just lame. i feel like im a broken record. so i'll say this...screw it all.

its the new year. new resolutions. lols. only have 1 that i can think of. lose it. just go wild. partylike a rockstar when i can. work like a slave when im not partying. and no..doesnt nessecarily mean clubbing or drinking or wad not...can just go wild in oh so many different ways.

how's a weekly drive to some scenic view like? this year calls out for mrore practise. more adventures (misadventures maybe).

didnt do muhc during eve. i guess i have only proven onething to myself again...i seem to connect better wif older ones. strange. maybe coz i kill stan and pull terry the polite up?
but then terry isnt as nice as wei. wei is like the most outgoing, controlled. and composed. until wei gets drunk and stan takes over wif his brashness and all.

im going to have to go. too many resolutions to tink of. i just scratched one. lol. i hope it works la

how random can one be? rather i guess. absolutely random? for me..nto so. i need control . being too random means not giving a shit at all...basically saying yes to everything.

the evils of last year...i hope will not be carried over. must stop connecting beer and blue/red/green packs. find a newer addiction....work...ocawfee...eait..i already am addicted to cawfee...unh...start eating healthier
u noe wad...im supposed to turn octo-lacto vegetarian this year...looks like i gotta push it back.


must start saving. bali 2011. i hope. then save up for euro trip or aussie. derno la. i still havent thought of the med yet. but sounds good.

toodles...

bb first jobbie~

i have resigned from finexsys.
lolz. dont ask why. i will tell you later. lolz.

got my new baby..her name is Eleanor. and no...im not a father to a new baby girl la! no gf...and i don simply spray spray around ok? lolz. I got the new E71...my first new phone in unh...2 years. lolz.

i have become so used to the k750...i find it different to use the e71. business fon they say. bleh. i feel stupid for buying it sometimes...wonder if im actually gona use all the functions or not. hmm.

will do a proper review later.

but as of now...the things i've come across. purplish hued photos. non stereo sound. then again..i dont use it for music..wlan is okla...fon's pretty fast. contact list...i have no idea why i cant combine numbers of a contact to one single individual..mebe its the way the smcard is..not sure...gona delete my phonebook and go put numbers in.

bleh.

no other updates.

bb

the great big bellied yellow shark

a special shark that lives not in the water...but on land. gets a bit crazy without the influence of alcohol...occasionally that extra coffee may do the trick. wont do stupid stuff unless under the influence...or becomes dead bored. loves food. told to wear items that are dark or close to black and also gold, coz its good for his health (mentally physically and i suppose maybe spiritually too). has occasional problems with authority (who doesnt?). loves coffee. tend to run through brick walls without thinking twice...the motto being...if there is a barrier in your way...find a way to pass it..or..just run into it head on. slighly into the idea of sm. then agian....is a contradiction of self. thinks that a papermask is a very powerful tool. is currently slightly hung over at the moment.

would anyone like some chai latte? theres at least 5 more cups in the kitchen. help youself.

oh...its into month 3 of work at the office. first half of probation almost over. hmm.

bb

happy merdeka holiday

lol. merdeka day. holiday. 2 days. not that i dont appreciate it. but seriously...i dont know anymore. working hasnt really taken me to the levels of exhaustion i expect. levels of frustration...not really...but almost. imagine sitting down for close to 3 hours..trying to figure out how to summarize a 1-2 page statement. and also sitting down for almost that duration trying to figure out if what you have just linked is a-ok or no-k.

doubt i'll be driving to work still. dont see the point in paying 40 or even 80 annen weekly going to refuel. save on fuel. govt say must car pool. hmmm...what i do is office work. i dont go meet clients..so screw the nessecaity of driving to work. convenience yes. but exp. very. lest i rgo back to doin auditing or wadnot..then maybe i would consider la....that one...most likely drive...

what other updates...gona berpuasa daging..while the fasting month is on. im wondering...the previous time i did a vege thingy...eggs included wif fish..juz no meat la...i started to have pimples up and about. hrmm...odd...apparently im "juak tiok" of late. doubt its the weather.

gonna have to do a bit of thinking during this 1 day break. I cant officially go on leave during probation. so...no time for me to really think about it all. hmmm...need oto decide. gah...oh well... time to relax now.

bb

ze ole ka

yay! vtec power! cept...im using a SOHC carbied non vtec car. well..one of teh cars la...

nm...what happens if u get a motorcycle engine manufacturer to create car engine? bloody high revving engines that are super rev hungry... fun! but the fuel indicator dropping is not fun. damn.

there is no replacement for displacement. remember that. and oh. FF is not nessecarilly the way to go. but knowing how i drive...a FR will prolly kill me...so...FF and AWD it is! yays!


no point maintaining a car that prolly cost more to fix than to sell. used to want to do over the blue wira. put in a 1.8 litre autobox...cause im lazy. and i want power.
summore the 1.5 litre autobox has only 3 speeds. meaning...high FC and horrid droning sound from teh engine...ur practically straining it. i tried a stretech of road with that car...couldnt stand it...

tried the 2 litre....now theres the power coming in...and fast. like i said...rev happy....apparantly...i need to have a lighter foot. lead feet and manual cars are not a good combi. then again. lead feet with anything is not good.


ok...nothign much to say...

supposed to sleep now...working tomolo.

haih....but ok la...2 sats a month...

not so bad. =p

week 2

wee! almost over. still no calls. nm...wadever la. this line not bad oso. tink my excalssmate is in the same office as me..cept she diff dept n level...must muster courage to ask her to verify...

bo pien...i am shy.,..got some fella in the lift with us...so i didnt want to seem too stalkish...anyways... cannot b dono each other already go shoot personal question no?
will do it mebe in a few days time.

i work sats oso...half day...bleh


grad ceremony in a few days...yay!

im goin to shake hands with dono who. uni having centinial and grand opening...wasnt invited. like wtf? knn..if wan go need ask tehm invite gok...damn bo bin la lidat...screw them la.

nm...went food fair fetw times...less stalls..less chaos...less fun. damn...boringus-maximus.

i think im a bit crazy to be doing what im doin now. but wadever la...if i don try wont know rite?

work piling in...not reli...

and i need more frens who are less conservative. dammit. just goin lunch doesnt make it a date! wtf la....i've lunched wif one friend for quite a few times doesnt mean we are dating at all. then i ask this fren go lunch...our ofis damn near..tell me need consider...if its only the two of us...im tinking...screw it. no need la...bo sim du bo sim wan. disappointing.

anyways...i feel like i should have gotten a new hard drive during the pc fair...im running outta space for my entertainment.

then again may be saving up for a newer phone...dono shud i get a tried and tested...or shud i be a trend setter and get a totally just in the market phone...hmmm....

work week 1

working liaw.
dekat itu tun jugah sana.
not audit.

environment good...stress level..for now...low...will being building up as the weeks go by.

funness...fark....u imaginela..i had to call audit trips as picnics...coz got to meet clients and all...but this...no clients! only collegues/co workers

pay...confidential la....of coz not gona mention...

bosses...somethign diff for a change la...heheh


wad else....

oh...i cant ...chat online...go facebook and all..but not like thst really matters...

overall..its a do wadever u want..as long as its within company policy kinda thing.


and i get to use my "babies"

ps...i want mylar xbi lol...and anotehr few more head/ear phones...

did u know...listening to the clacking and clicking sounds of the key board and mouse cause you to fall into a deep trance state...and make u annoyed...so hence the new toys needed...lolz.

and oh...dammitm the aircon ar! cold la! like swinburne lidat wan! u noe level 3 and level 4? along that line....


k la..enuf info to update...im bored...need go do stuff...
bb

08-08-08

Olympics opening ceremony in a few mins...

woohoo!!!

working next week...i've opted out of the accounting/auditing line. For now. Trying something different. Besides, its still indirecctly related to what i've studies.

Apparently I am not allowed to fully disclose information in regards to my job...so bleh...

will still update this blog, but mayy just do like i said, close down on readership, make it an invite only.

So who ever is still reading or wants to read please inform me...ill prolly start a temp blog registered under another account so i can be more free...

oh..before signing contracts...read the fine print...not being aware of the contents can possibly screw you up badly.

Hope this change in my specialization will be the right one...


Right...cyas

oldies

This is from my tblog…i cant find any in my xanga…damn…anyway…bits of my writings back in 2005…go figure if I’ve changed in any way or not.

05.19.05 (4:11 am) Dedication: To all Student sitting for their examinations at this moment...trying to study and maintain their online life...the daily rituals.


Disclaimer: The characters in this story are merely fictional. They are in no way directly connected with the author .Any similarities between the characters and the people around you all...are merely coincidental. And..NO...I dont have a thing against Ah bengs or Ah Sengs or Ah Soons...So deal with it.

And oh..this sadly...is written with a large portion in manglish..so bear with me here ok?

Theres a large portion in localised hokkien..if cannot decipher...inform me.


Ah Seng's Exam Adventures

Ah Seng: Wah Lauâ ¦.kho chek liaw ar! KNNâ ¦ ah boiy thak liaw kok ¦si liaw la .
Ah Soon: Aiyahâ Geh geh eh meng kuan sim after all last minute pass juz
liddat wan no worry.
Ah Seng: Beh tang cho ahn chua le? Choi hamang chaw? KNN ¦bo kinag eh chew a eh pi piâ how to pass? Not like u so damn heng tat pai choi tiok kiang e wa chau lu eh…kiok toik pass nia chaw sai ar?


Ah Soon: No fear. Sure can wan la.

****Fast Forward 2 days****

Ah Seng: Eh! Soon ar ¦lu cha meh got study? Aiya..wa cha meh pia kaw law ar,,. Shud be able to get HD ar!

Ah Soon: Hiaya…kiang lang kong uwa. Shut up la don make me feel gong ok?

Ah Seng: Eh, ai start liaw. come come.we go in.pia liaw la

***In the Exam Hall***

8.00am- 11.15 am
Q.A

(Now Proper English shall be used)

The students start filtering into the hall

Everyone is seated. Ah Seng is seated next to Ah Soon again.

The paper starts exactly at 8.15am (15 minutes reading time)

Ah Seng slept through the 15 minutes and only started to read his paper. His eyes bulge.

Suddenly the whole room is noisy

The papers laugh at him he table is starting to shake him the chair is trying to move away from the table his pencils are swearing at him for abusing them.

He scratches his head *takes a sip of water.

Slowly he answers his papers. He comes across the familiar ones¦

He smile puts his pen down to answer it then he loses it. He mutters last night only do these things le..why forget liaw die…

He tries to concentrate so hard that beads of sweat start appearing on his forehead. Some of it even trickles down his temples. He catches a whiff of his personal wet-dog smell. He knows he is in deep shit now and he forgot to put on his Rexona No Sweat Anti Perspirant/ Deodorant .

The smell is so strong he starts to hallucinate. The exam pad starts to talk to him.

Exam Pad: Ah Seng..Ah Seng last night tell you to sleep not study till forget. But you study till you didnt sleep. Tell you that sleep is good. Look at Soon. He’s so confident Looking good there, no fear.

Ah Seng: KNN la ¦you’re a piece of paper. know what? Im human I know more than you. NAH see *crumples Exam Pad and Question Sheet*

wahahahh

im stronger than you! What are you now? Hunh? Hunh?

Exam Pad: Who say Im weaker! You’re the weaker and stupid one! You just screwed youself. hahahahahhahaha h! Wahahahahhahah!

Ah Seng feel a tap on his shoulders He looks up

He screams. The Evil Exam Pad Master is glaring at him.

Ah Seng passes out. Ah Soon who was watching his friend’s hysterics. start to call the invigilators. Ah Soon request for a seat change. Ah Seng gets a wake up call

The whole Examination Hall is quiet again. AH seng looks at what was left of his examination Pad and his question papers. He Screams again and passes put.


***Fast forward to 12.30 the same day***

Ah Seng wakes up in the sick bay. Ah Pui is looking at him. Ah Pui laughs at him. Ah Khiang comes in.

She stares at him and says

Why you do this stupid thing? Haiya. The QA lec say she cannot gif u face laiwYou la! Cannot do don do. Tell you liaw. Don study so hard. last minute. study also can pass sui sui mar. Waffo wanna pia so many weeks before? You see me? I pia only 3 days before. confirm can get HD liaw. You pia one hour before the paper. confirm can marginal pass wad with donno how many si lang percent confidence level summore. Hiayaâ

Ah Seng tries to say something. But the Wet-dog smell catches him again and he goes unconscious.

Ah Khiang and Ah Pui and Ah Soon(who was outside the sick bay) soon catch the smell. In unison they say haiya no wonder la he go giladin use Rexona!

The moral of this story:
1) Must use Rexona Deodorant or some other anti perspirant before sitting for exams. best is rexona confirm cover any smell one.

2) Studying 3 days before an exam qualifies one to get a HD(High Distinction)

3) 2 Day of Studying give s one a Distinction

4) 1 Day confirm get a Credit

5) The exam day itself= Pass or marginal Pass

6) When the wet-dog smell (eh, some people got real bad ones that they cant control...so do not be mean...and in some cases they do smell of wet dog.) can be detected better request go toilet get toilet paper wipe wipe a bit then go back ¦sit for the paper confirm feel better

7) IF cannot go toilet to clean up be smart. Think of a beautiful place with hot chicks, and the fresh scent of the warm sea breeze. Then continue with the paper. Dont allow yourself to die from you own weapon.

8) IF the Wet dog smell is stronger than normal flap your arms you want the High Distinction right? Itll distract everyone else. And do remember to be smart again.

9) Always shutdown the bloody cell/mobile phone. You dont want some moron calling you in the midst of a panic session and tells you later when you call him/her back that they called the wrong number. (That for another story...but since were talking about exams might as well add this in)

10) Please remember that cheating is necessary to gain a pass grade If you re lucky sit next to those smarties.

11) Bribes are highly commended. Best currency and amount to use. ‚US$100, per paragraph written. Confirm you examiner will thank you and dont forget to clip together with the answer sheet the obligator thank you note and the money.

12) If the smarties don let you cheat off them you know what to do

13) If they still don let you cheat off them call the invigilators during the papers and claim that they are cheating off you. Muahahahha

14) Be smart day dream during the allocated reading time

15) If you know you're gonna die anyways...always use your secret weapon. IT WORKS WONDERS


***Good Luck During Your Exams***

PS: I have never used any of these methods, but I do not condone any of any of the suggested usage.

03.08.05 (4:22 am)

Premise 1: Good boys do not lie
Premise 2: Lie only when you think its good.
Premise 3: The truth is actually a manipulated lie to confuse the minds
Conclusion: Lying is still telling the truth. Boys who lie are good boys.

Nope there is nothing wrong with the statements made above . Nor is there anything to it. Its just a label pasted on my forehead. For, I am a liar. Not a bad liar, not a good liar, just a liar. Theres nothing significant about my lies, except that you would believe me for many years, even though you know that its a lie.

I am not the ordinary liar who does so in self defense or just to attract attention to myself. I do so because like Ive said, I am a liar. Nothing is impossible in the world of my lies. I can be your average Joe, sipping on a cup of Joe (now excuse the pun there) or I can be a world class deep sea diver who has a phobia of water (Hey! I think Im contradicting myself there am I? Umm..Yea DUH!). It is in lies that I can escape reality as it comes. A web of deceit is not that easy to spin. Even the best liar would admit that they would have a hard time unravelling themselves from the so called web theyve spun.

I shall digress for the moment. Lying is an art form. The best lies can be told by basically anyone, just as long as they are able to maintain a calm voice, not fidget with their face or hair, and maintain constant eye contact. Well that not all, a good lie must not be able to be uncovered easily. After all, who want to be uncovered as a liar? (YOU LIARS!) Now those things I've mentioned are not easy things to accomplish unless, of course youre a professional conman, or some commando who has undergone these kinds of training. And those lie detectors I dont trust it. Not only do humans lie, machines do it toi¦ (Wait isnt it animals? Ah! Forget that sentence) After all, we all would like to live a so-called perfect reality of own dont we?

Okay, now back to the original topic. I think therefore I am. Since I have already mentioned that I am a liar. I no longer think, but I know. After all there is a HUGE difference between knowing and thinking it. Am I not wrong now?

I for one do not believe that we have to consult the Zodiac to foretell our future, or how our day would be like. Seriously. Its really us lying to ourselves. We tell ourselves that oh, today Im going out and I'm going to find some love. Now, how romantic, but stupid can that get? Isnt everyday of our lives showered by love, be it from our family or friends? I mean, ok whats wrong with being loved by family and friends? Why the focus so much on romantic love? Tell me, isnt this a silly thing to do? Lie to ourselves everyday, and say, oh, Ill meet my Romeo, or oh, Juliet, today shall be the day you will fall into my arms from the sky. How often does love at first sight work out just fine?
Without sounding like the bitter and disgusted person that I am, all I can say is that, the horoscope is in a way, a great way to lie to ourselves to make ourselves feel pretty by the end of the day, or cause us to make a potentially good day turn bad.

I do not admit nor deny this. I lie. I cheat. I am potentially the most dishonest thing you have ever come across. But then this could all be a lie. I could be the exact opposite of everything that I have mentioned. I can be an honest person, with no intentions of cheating you. After all, as Ive mentioned earlier, lying is an art form. Its how you can project yourselves to the world that matters. No matter what it takes. Hey if telling white lies are fine, why isnt it fine to lie?


ps..i have absolutely no idea what kinda bull shit this is...but shit is good. Its fertilizer...good for plants...therefore good for your health.

Cream of Severed Relationships 01.27.05 (7:11 am)

ok...

Heres the recipe

1 year of friendship
6 months of courtship...blended together with 4 months if passionate love...
3 months of icy rocks
10 months of pure pleasure, fun and joy

Put in a pot and bring to boil.

Remove from heat and serve with a sprig of anger, hate, and tension

Add a sprinkle of optimism for the recovery of the relation ship if neccesary

The recipe above has not been tried and tested,but based on observations..it seems to be so..and to those in relationships..or about to break up...hey...love each other to the end...if you have to end it..dont be cruel...and to the broken up couples...dont turn your brak up into something that will destroy your friendship. Even if you're not togehter and even if it hurts like mad when your around each other..remember..you have a part of each other in your hearts...no one has a heart of stone..even ice can melt, what more a cold heart..given time and warmth..it will surely soften...

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I HAVE DONE IT!!!!

It has been done. its over. YES!!! Well..for now that is.

Graduating. Bachelor of Business (Accounting). I dont know if they are going to put in that Business law bit at the end. But seriously doesnt sound so cool...oh..the business law...apparntly is my minor...only told that I have a minor...toots...all this while was just one major...and no minor...then they tell me...oh...we changed our minds...too bad...but guess what, we'll ignore your "e" subs...great...and those "e" subs are the ones i fared better in compared to law...thanks alot.

Looks like its time to go job hunting....any of the Big 4 have any openings? I dont mind goin into advisory/business risk/financial wadever stuff. I am willing to work anywhere outside kuching too!!

Guess now its to take the professional papers...CPA or ACCA? no way im going to do management accounting...CIMA is out. lol.

Masters? another degree? unh...we'll see....

will do a massive post up bout santubong village/beach/rainforest...due to lack of pics, and me being number 1 lazy bum.

tata!

will be going into the archives of me old blogs to use as fillers.

the wet dog stories.

what will you say at the end of the day when it is all over?

just as the title says.

what will you do? will you stand tall..look at the others and laugh and say...oh yes. i have done it. time to pack up..move on further. or will you wallow in you success/failure and keep being the moody bitch that you are?

i say now, and i will keep saying this from now on. screw it. move on. think of it as a viagra pill. helps you stand up, and helps your heart too, but carries the risk of giving you the worst and most consistant boner at the most inapporpriate times. lol. so thats it.

screw it..im in a dilemma, well, no really until the results are out, but still, in a dilemma. go commerical...and do something different or stay and do audit..."gain experience"


so what will i say in the end? no regrets. fuck it. no regrets at all. after all...ive been jumping ship like a unh...no idea what jumps ships...but i know grasshoppers jump/hop from leaf blade to another. lol

filler post la...i still havent uploaded the bento stuffies and all...lol.

explicit content searches lead to wei-izm

wtf?

ok...hat feejit thingy on the side bar is scaring me. i've a person searching for chochang holding potter's cock. and links to my predictions on the next pothead book.
another is fingering and something..leading to my story of my thumb.

wtf?!

ok...im technically unemployeed. shit. oh no!!! im a statistic!!! argh!!!! nm..jhob hunt after results. meanwhile...i can go laze or start doing somehting productive.

damn neighbours..pllaying dono wad dun chak dun chak supa heavy bass music...until mid night. ok..past midnight. then they get about talking to each other in loud voices. argh!!!! tink i complained bout this shit before. so nm. hmmm

been trying out F.E.A.R and withcher. comp's doing fine. but i doubt the lcd will last long if i continue doin this. 3 months after i built up my mini entertainment monster...the bloody lcd dropped in price by 100!!! toots!!!!! thats technology for you. cheaper by the masses.

the se750 batt is goin nuts. ill need a new phone. ok. gah...stop whining. get a new phone already ! then review it bitch! lol. oh. sorry..that was me talking to me. ok..that was the lollipop boy talking to wei. im not mad...im just confused.


proper updates soon
1.food review
2.some random shit
3. other random shit.

bb

oh..anyone up for rainforest?

or wad bout trips elsewhere? lols. drop me a msg. i need travel partners.

number 100!!!! wooooo!!!!!

ok. what a way to celebrate number 100.
exams up next week. yea...i'm still online..chatting and reading blogs and doing other stuff.

reminder to self:
ibl 10/6
macro 11/6
ci 19/6

macro...n ibl...kinda ok liaw la...
i have studied only 3 lectures off ci( recordings..and i wasnt really paying much attention either)...and not touched the book yet...so guess im kinda fucked. nm...im sure i can do it. no regrets.

submit the damn graduation application form...and the money too...

will update after.

bb