Attack of the Wei

*looks out of window*
sees that annoying car parked at the side again...

*runs into storeroom grabs an a iron rod*
*calls friends to come over and join in the fun*
*waits half an hour...prepares some refreshments needed to replenish everyone's energy after given the all deserving beating to the idiot who keeps blocking my view of the scenery out side my house*
*

-half an hour later-

troops arrive.
*goes over to neighbour's house, calls the driver out to remove his car*
*idiot neighbour trys to argue and defend his "right" to park there*

First strike occurs.

*neighbour cries and says he'll move the car...tries to call friends*

Second strike

*neighbour drops handphone and runs for life*

iron rod smacks neighbour in the back of the head.

neighbour falls to the ground...groaning in pain.

*takes key out of pocket, moves car by self*

troops pick up bleeding neighbour, put him in passanger seat. some of the troops enter vehicle while another drives another unidentified vehicle.

-one hour later at some abandoned hosung estate-

with some cable ties, neighbour's wrist are tied to steering wheel. Vehicle's fuel tank is emptied.

neighbour left with food and water on the dashboard.


*sigh*

i wish this was true...bloody idiots...keep blocking my view of the scenery...ergh!